Some jokes would like to share with all of you
Joke 1
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song" Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti: (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. Ah Beng were very angry and kicked up a big fuss claiming he DJ was insulting them. The Manager had to intervene in order to calm them down, finally after a long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that there were actually asking for the song " Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
Joke 2
The Titanic was sinking and there weren’t lifeboats, So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy water to make room for women and young children.
To the British he said, "You must act like gentlement". They Jumped.
To the Americans he said, " You can be heroes." They Complied…
To the Germans he said, "it’s the rule." They Obeyed.
To the Japanese he said, " It’s the consensus." They Obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren’t budging until he came up with the appeal: Free Life Jackets for those who jumpted.