Hi kopi chatterers!
Time really flies ~~~ another two months to the end of 2014 … ooohlala!
I’m arranging our next coffee chat in November. I’m trying a new day in the week .. Hope this is a refreshing change? .. Details are as follows:
- Date: Thursday, 13 November 2014
- Time: 2 – 4 pm (on a lazy afternoon)
- Venue: Our usual haunt viz: Paya Lebar food court, B2 of Singpost Paya Lebar (easy access for everyone since it’s just next to the Paya Lebar mrt station and you’re well-sheltered from the station to the foodcourt)
- Agenda: No specific agenda ~ can chat on anything under the sun but no no to politics, sex, religion (taboos of the shc: otherwise fairy godmother will come wielding a stick)
- Cuisine: All types of food/beverages … just pay for your own orders… A Kopitiam card entitles you to a 10% discount.
Hope to see more friends joining in an afternoon of fun and laughter ya? Wd appreciate if you could note this date/time in your diary or handphone and reply ASAP..
Thanks once again for your continued support.
Cheers & warm regards,
Gabriella
Those coming:
- Gabriella Chua
Charles CherLulu Kwek- Martin Han
- Chua Seng Chong
- Kenneth Tan
Kristy Quek- Frank Kaw
- Alice Tan
- Lim Tiang Soon
- Daniel Chan
- Raymond Quan
- Alice Seah
- Caroline Sit
- Amy Ko
- Jazz Soh
- Angie Ng
- Clara Chay
- Nina Choo & Catherine
- Ronald Lee
- Roland Tong
Mary Tan (tentative)- Jeffrey & Irene
- Meg
- Patrick Oei
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT THIS AFTERNOON. A WHOPPING NUMBER OF YOU TURNED UP .. (23 IN ALL). WE HAD GOOD FELLOWSHIP, CHIT-CHATTING AND MEETING UP WITH OLD AS WELL AS NEW FRIENDS. LAST,BUT NOT LEAST, MANY THANKS FOR YOUR ENCOURAGEMENT DURING THE UKELELE SING-ALONG ……I’M TOUCHED BY ALL YOUR PARTICIPATION :-)
CHEERS TILL WE MEET AGAIN IN DECMBER 2014
Quotable Quotes (updated today ~ 8.11.14):
“In your day, surround yourself with people who love you, motivate you, encourage you and make you feel good about being You.”
“Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing, know what you are doing and love what you are doing.”
”Never blame anyone in your life.
Good people give you happiness.
Bad people give you experience.
Worst people give you a lesson.
& Best people give you memories.”
TQ Charles Cher and Martin for your continued support.
Welcome Lulu ~ tks for your support too.
C u all then.
Hi Gabe
I’ve been MIA for quite some time…having a busy month travelling and attending to some commitments.
Anyway, I would like to attempt this next meeting and look forward to seeing all you guys, new and old…or older! Haha!
Your older SHC member
Hi Kenneth
Nice to hear from you again.. I can sense your laughter and cheerfulness in your comments ya? :-)
Have registered for you. See you on 13 Nov… no attempting, be there. Haha
Warm regards.
Hi Gab
“Long time no see, no hear” as the local saying goes.
I’ll be quite busy in the last two months of the year but will try to attend the session, save the unforeseen.
I hope to see you and others there.
Regards
Frank
Hi Frank
What a pleasant surprise to hear that you’ll be joining the next kopi chat :-)
I have registered your attendance.
Cheers and see you then…….
Hi kopi kakis and potential new ones
Just a gentle reminder that the next coffee yak2 session will be on 13 November.. some have told me that Thursday is a more conducive day.. hope that those interested will sign up ASAP?
We already have 8 kakis ~ the session is confirmed! But the more, the merrier ya?
Cheerssssssss
Hi Kristy
Tks for introducing Alice Tan to our kopi chat.
Cheerssssssssss
Hi all
Just updated the list of attendees.. Pl let me know if I’ve inadvertently left anyone out … committed yr names to memory since the forum pg was out .. haha
Any more coming .. Just let me know here or via apps .. The more the merrier .. After all, we’re in the Christmassy mood ya?
Cheers
HI Gab,
Tentatively may pop in with Irene for lunch there after our practice, and join you guys.
Hi Jeff & Irene
Yes, do pop in and join in the fun.
Cheers
Pre Kopi-Chat giggle
TWO undergraduate students were having a lesson break. Sitting in the corner of a field within the campus, the boy and girl started to chat. The girl was mischievous.
Girl, “Give me a dollar and I will show you my parts that have made me a dance ace”.
The boy gave her a dollar. The girl took off her shoes and showed her pair of slender legs, from knee to toes.
Girl, “Give me another dollar and I will show you the areas that are making me a good tennis player”.
The boy gave her a dollar. The girl lifted her skirt and showed her firm and strong thighs.
Girl, “Give me $10 and I will show you the spot that will deliver my baby in future”.
The boy was shocked. Curiosity overcame him, and with his face half turned away, gave the girl $10.
“Look”, the girl said.
The boy looked where she was pointing.
“Across the road there is a hospital and there is a maternity ward”.
Hi DC (aka GK)
HAHAHA!!! Tks for the teaser … :-) I appreciate.
Others ~feel free to contribute too…
After all:
“A sense of humour makes a man handsome”
“Benefits of laughing
– reduces heart disease
– natural painkiller
– improves breathing
– helps you lose weight
– gives good sleep
– decreases stress
– makes you look young
There’s no reason not to LAUGH! ”
Cheerio …. 3 more days to go before the kopi chat on Thursday ~
Pre Kopi-Chat giggle 2
A college student doing Civil Engineering was on a practical project in a village. He was to study the irrigation process and recommend improvements. One day, walking along the muddy field, he realised that he had forgotten his watch. He saw an old farmer lying under the shade of a tree and with a few cows grazing around him.
“Hello Mr.”, said the student, “Can you tell me what time it is now?”
The man moved to a cow nearby, squeezed her teat and said, “It is 10.12 am”. The student was surprised. Thinking it was a joke he went his way.
The student passed the man with his cows again in the afternoon, this time with a hand phone that could tell the correct time. He wanted to test the man.
“What time please?” asked the student.
Again the man squeezed the teat of a cow and said, “It is 1.07 pm”.
The student checked his phone. Sure enough, it was 1.07 pm. He thought the man could have a secret way to tell time but felt too proud to ask how.
He went back to his work place, took out his laptop and searched the Internet for help. He googled, he yahooed, he wikipediaed and he called his lecturers. None could offer an answer. He walked back to the field to look for the old man.
“What time exactly, Sir?”
The man upon recognising the student, grudgingly squeezed the teat of a cow and said loudly, “5.25 PM”. The student looked at his phone. On the dot, the time was right. Unable to resist any more, he asked, “Grandpa, can you tell me how to tell the time from a cow’s udder?” The old timer signalled to the student to come closer to him.
As the boy lay prone on the ground, the senior man pushed away the lower part of the cow and said,
“See that building there. There is a digital clock at the rooftop”.
(Note – you could have read something similar somewhere. No harm reading another variation here, designed to make fun of students who think they are smart. I will have a joke every day, till coffee chat. Remember to tune in for more. Join coffee chat for more laughter.)
DC
Hi Gabriella, think i can join in ur coffee chat on Thursday. See u.
Hi Angie Ng
Glad you’re coming for the kopi chat. Sure to have fun and laughter.
See you then.
Cheers
Hi DC
Tks for making my kopi chat so captivating… haha!
To keep up with our GK, don’t you think I should also add a couple of humourous teasers?
“Coffee is like Men,
The best ones are Rich,
Strong and Keep you
Up ALL night long.”
“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.”
“A cup of coffee shared with a friend
is happiness tasted and time well spent.”
Cheerio
Pre Kopi-Chat giggle 3 (A and B)
(A) A father was trying to educate his teenage-son the bad effect of consuming alcohol. He called his son to the table. He poured liquor into one glass and plain water into another. Then he put a worm each into the glass. The worm in the alcohol died while the other in the water was swimming.
“See. Tell me son, what is the effect of alcohol?”
“Oh, I know dad. It means if you drink alcohol there will be no worm in your body”.
(B) A woman was having an affair with the postman when her drunkard husband came home. The lover was frightened and wanted to jump out of the window.
“Take it easy. He is so drunk he will not even notice you.”
So both remained in bed while the intoxicated man joined in.
“Hey. There are six legs”, the husband shouted, as he saw the legs protruding from the blanket.
“Nonsense. You are so drunk you cannot even count. Get out of the bed and count again”, said the woman.
The blur toad staggered out of bed and counted 4 legs.
“You are right. I am really drunk”, he said as he returned to bed.
One more “giggle” before our chat tomorrow. No worry. No alcohol. Coffee, tea or me.
Hi DC (GK)
Tks for all your pre-kopi chat giggles.. Amazing :-)
Hi Gabriella,
I will be dropping by too. See all !
Hi Clara
Noted. Welcome and see you soon.
Cheers
Dear all
Tune in for the final pre-kopi chat giggle 4 ~Akan Datang :-)
The stork has brought in some babies this Nov. Because of this birthing season, some newly-promoted grandparents may be late or unable to join in. No worries ~ don’t be paiseh. Babies come first!
One more sharing before our chat this afternoon:
“TRUTHS OF LIFE …
The most beautiful day: Today
The easiest thing: Equivocate
The biggest obstacle: Fear
The gravest error: Give up, to despair
The root of all evils: Egoism
The most beautiful occupation: Work
The worst route to follow: Faintheartedness
The best teachers: Children
The first necessity: To communicate
The greatest happiness: To be useful to others
The greatest mystery: Death
The worst defect: Bad temper
The most dangerous thing: The liar
The most wretched feeling: The grudge
The most beautiful gift: Forgiveness
The most indispensable: Home
The quickest way: The correct one
The most comfortable feeling: Interior peace
The most powerful weapon: The smile
The best remedy: Optimism
The greatest satisfaction: The duty done
The most powerful force: Faith
The most needed beings: The parents
The most beautiful of all: LOVE
Life without love…. loses meaning….”
:-)
As this is the final episode (for this season), I am pushing the OB marker a bit more. I must apologise to some members for mentioning the “unmentionables”. Have a break. Have a coffee chat.
Pre Kopi-Chat giggle 4 (A and B)
This is prevalent in many countries, including China, I heard. Naked truth or otherwise, cannot resist playing a joke on it.
(A) A boy was at the nudist beach with his parents.
“Mom, why do some women have big breasts while others are smaller?”
“Son, the bigger they are, the dumber she is”, said the mother.
The boy seemed satisfied and went to play in the sea.
After a while, he asked his mother again,
“Mom, why do some men have big units while others are smaller?”
“Son, the bigger it is, the dumber he is”, replied mom
After some time, the boy came to his mother and said,
“Mom, dad is talking to the dumbest woman on the beach and the more they talk, the dumber he becomes”.
There are students who like to flaunt their knowledge indiscriminately. Make them eat humble pie. Here is one.
(B) In an English class, a teacher was reminding students of a test the following day.
“It is an extremely important test. Make sure you are present. Unless you are so sick that you need to be hospitalised, you must come and take the test.”
The smart alec male student, known to be good in English, shouted from the back of the class,
“Teacher, how about extreme physical exhaustion after intense biological exertion?”
The whole class laughed and wondered how the teacher would react.
“Write with your other hand”, the teacher said calmly.
That’s all folks!
See you at Sin Post, Paya Lebar afternoon.
DC
HAHAHA!!!
C u all folks… we’re going to have some FUN
Hi Hi Gabriella,
My afternoon time is open. May drop by later.
Thanks and see all !
Cheers
Ronald
Excellent. C u there. Sure to have fun with the whole bunch!
Wow…today’s the day!
And I hope that I can make it! I see some very old familiar names and would like to catch up with you all.
Other than some Mary “pop-ins”… Yes, do remember an umbrella during these wet days!
Hee hee, Daniel… If the jokes are what the meeting will bring, I’m sure we will have a rollicking time!
Hi Kenneth
Ah ha ~ just hope our magician KT will not do the disappearing act this time.
C u there.