With fear and trepidation I shall proceed to put up this post
Dun worry, no contorted extravaganza.
Geraldine and Daniel, here goes.
Puss n Boobs.
Ah ha, Tom cat was looking for his boots and found tabby cat looking at her boobs.
(Sound sexciting!)
Tom cat asked pussy cat to go boot camp.
(How come you read my mind?)
Hee. Camping site is ready dear. Bring the sticks to set the fire.
(Good, we shall have a rendezvous!)
Pussy cat will be waiting in the moonlight.
(Tom cat shall swing along in the twilight!)
Meow.
(Meow, meow)
The conversation goes on, wat do you supposed it will be like?
Dan
Then somebody turned on the spot light
And threw a flower pot at the awful sight
Tom and Pussy dashed away in fright
To complete their unfinished job for the night.
Well done, your creative juices are flowing. Now where shall we go from here?
Let me sleep over it and hope for sweet dreams and then I shall return to continue the episode.
Dan
Look like many of you may have gone on a holiday. I hope this post is put up in good taste without anyone feeling awkward.
The conversation between the two cats was meant to create clean fun and allow us to use our imagination. The story goes on but would require some of us to chip in. Some may be good at pleasing their partner. How we do it depend on the words used and the manner it is spoken. It may be just whispering sweet nothing!
I shall add on two more sentences to help you along. Dun be shy.
Dan
After the awful fright
Tabby needs you to hold me tight
Together we’ll rock the nite
Till we part at the first sunlite.
Geraldine, that was good.
Let see whether we have more poet to come forward. You need not have to rhyme as long as it portray a story. Other contribution of different subject are welcome.
Dan
Morning has come, Tabby is still lazing around.
And Pussy was facing the mirror and saw a big eye bag!
Out of fright and hide in the shower room!
Tabby or Tom is a cat and a boy
Pussy is a she cat and very coy
Cats, male or female make good toy
But only Puss n Boobs can give men joy
Tom was all over Pussy
.Till he smells something fishy
Now his stomach is hungry
.He needs kopi and loti
Time to give his parting kiss
.Sneak home midst the morning mist
Good to see more members using their imagination and sharing their thoughts.
Have to clarify my #4 Tabby. Tabby is Pussy the girl, not a boy who is Tom or Tommie.
Love Lai Fong’s ‘big eye bag’! Yes, that would be scary.
TS’s contribution is sooo him; always upfront and honest. Hee hee.
It’s been so long since HC posted something. Good on you, mate. How typical of male; only 2 needs – food and sex!
Imagine HC’s Tom lapping up his coffee and munching away his toast with kumquat jam. Cool.
Hi Geraldine
Thank you for the clarification…alamak I so blurr hehehe….
Cheers!
Lai Fong
Thank you Lai Fong, Tian Soo, Hou Chong and Geraldine for your sportiness. The idea for this post came about after Geraldine make a comment and Tian Soo repeated it.
That bring out the naughtiness in me and I have decided to add two and two together and we have ‘Puss n Boobs”
So far so good for all your contribution, we may decide to select the most appropriate rhyme or the most hilarious one.
Keep it coming and we shall see where we are heading. Yes Tian Soo really spoke for most of mankind, I like it!
Dan
It has just past midnight
Tom needs another delight
That Tabby is able to provide
Another joyful night!
Meow meow! Mau Tak mau! Mau….uuu
Morning has come
Pussy cat ask Tommy cat
Did you hear the cock crows
Tommy cat told pussy cat
Dun worry, cockado-ado
Any cock will do.
I like May’s contribution.
Nice………
Hi Dan
Didn’t know your idea came from a comment I made and TS repeated it. Whatever that was, it’s good to see the naughty side of you. Very refreshing!
I suppose all of us are naughty and just waiting for the rite time to ‘come out’.
#14 Hi Geraldine
Thank you for your ‘like’.
#15 Hi Dan
You are right that we have the naughty side of us. It is just a little spice in life. We need to be cheeky sometimes to tease ourselves and all.
Here is a serious piece from me.
Cocka-doodle-do
My cobbler has mend my shoe
I need it for my rendevous
For an event before two
Got to catch my forty winks
To look fresh for a party at the eastern wing
At Music Point, a place at Safra Tampines
Where Pearly and Sally, EO and Co-EO
had organised an exciting event for the Cantonese
Cantonese or non-Cantonese
All are welcome to tease
I will say please, please, please
Dont put me in front of the crowd
Or else I will not be at ease
Better be early than late
Otherwise, need to gelek and joget
Can’t do it with one shoe on
So must remember to pick up the other shoe from Cobbler Ong
Very excited to meet Pearly and Sally
With butterflies in my belly
Also eager to meet friends I have met online the threadline
of Canto K and Kopitiam Play
Don’t know what to say as I am new
Tell myself not to worry
As we are all there to enjoy and play
Knowing that all SHCians are very friendly
And they are not that very scary
I am sure I will have a fun day
For the joy that ALL will give me today
Will immerse and soak myself in the fun
Led by by Sally and Pearly and ‘gang’ under the sun
I hope I will get home in one piece
But I think someone will burst the laughing gas
Where I would probably go home in stitches!
Woo-ooh, Pearly, Sally and buddies?? I will be early!!
See ya, yoo-hoo!
Can’t sleep well last night
Due to Tom and Tabby’s cat porn the whole night
Got to tell them politely to move out to a remote or quieter neighbourhood where cats of a brood group together.
Wow May, you sure get carried away and we enjoy it. Welcome to the Club and we may meet at the Canto Club.
Dan
After so many tryst in and out of bed
Tom and pussy cat are getting out of shape
How about today we attend a game of bedminton
so as to keep us back in shape.
It Sunday today I feel very sedate
We been in and out of too many dates,
My pastor came to me with a mandate
He said, “Dan, looks like you want to miss the Pearly gate!”
And then the scene develop further:
Tom cat saw a sexy tabby cat battling her eyelashes at him as he was on his way for roti and kopi.
Pussy cat to tommy cat, you want me to throw the boots at you.
Let the cat fight develop! And suddenly Pussy cat found that she was pregnant, what will happen next?
The ball is on your court!
Dan
Hey all above………..
Its fun, may i Quote “What Mozart did with music…you guys did with words” hahahah, please keep writing……
Cheers
Dan, May, Tom & Pussy
Welcome to Canto Club
After my drama musical
you must clap loud loud
With Bangawan Solo kuey for tea
Its a surprise treat which might be free
But Tom & Pussy will say ‘eeeeeee’!
Yes May, we are not that scary
We also have butterflies in our bellies
Yoget & gelek is part of the party
I see that you go home in one piece
I know my drama play will make you laugh till ‘peng’
Sure you’ll still be laughing ‘kekeke’ in bed.
Whoo-ooh Alex & May,
yoo-hoo .. see you soon ley!!!
re: #9
Geralding you are super observant
Tom also has those manly obsession
They worked like a big appetite
Which grew from the very first bite
So most men are good generally
Just give him food and IT readily.
Pussy cat increase their activities
From Monday to Sunday nightly
Till Tom cat got no time to be cheeky
And know the limit of its physical capability
By and by Tom cat has lost sexually to other tabby
And it will role as dear hubby and daddy
The following story continues from the original scenario described in the post….an account of what happened at the rendezvous, according to a silent eye-witness…
Just beyond the light of the small crackling fire sat Pussy cat in her regal pose and Tom cat saw her curvy silhouette and smacked his lips.
“Hello-oo’ he cooed.Pussy turned around and purred coyly.
“Look what i brought you,” Tom said lovingly, showing her a squarish tray of honey-coated……TOFU!
“ARRRGH!” Pussy cried, aghast. “SO CRUDE!” And she flung the TOFU at his face!
“HEY!” Tom yelled in shock! He was livid! “Why did you do that for?” he demanded, his slitty eyes glinting with rage!
“You aren’t sincere! You could have surprised me with a rat for a BBQ supper!” she sneered.
“I don’t know how to catch rats!” Tom retorted, wiping the mess on his face.
“What! Then you aren’t a good cat!” Pussy screamed in disbelief and turned to go.
His EGO hurt, Tom pulled Pussy’s ears hard. She reacted by scratching his face! He was incensed and throttled her. She struggled and desperately scratched his eyes out! Then… SHE STRUGGLED NO MORE!
Tom let go and fell back, his feline face a pulpy red…
The fire was in embers when Holmes happened to pass by with his hand lens. “AHA!” said he when he saw two dead cats, one with a disfigured, blood-soaked face and a mess of tofu on the lawn.
“Definitely a crime of passion” and he quickly scooted off before some cat lover reported him to the SPCA!
The end.
Moral of the story: Trysts are dangerous.
Dear Jassmine,
You aptly describe the ensuring catfight, are you certain they are both dead. Cannot be lah, how do we continue the episode?
You said you only love me Tom
Yes, I really do pussy
And who is this Tammie cat with you?
She, oh just an acquaintance,
And who are these kittens with her?
I dun know dear,
You really dun know, boo boo, wah wah!!
Dan
Hey HC
I learned something new from you – give It readily. Kekekekee. Now I know why I am still not taken. Sigh….
Very tickled.
Dan
With all the sexercise, how can the two cats be out of shape? Am I missing something here? Surely they are toned with burnt calories? Kakakakaaa.
Has the story ended? Just when you made Tabby, excuse me, stated that Tabby is now with babies, awwww, Jasssmine has finished off the two of them.
Where are we?
Well Geraldine,
Have you not heard that a cat have nine lives? Tammie cat is a third party with babies not pussy cat.
Still scratching my head on the continuation lah.
Dan
Hi Dan,
Well done. You are good at creating and organising Jokes and riddles. You seem to be able to handle them naturally. Do you have a lot of jokes and riddles in your cupboard?
Terence Seah
@12 tak mau la….today monday blues,tired n sakit kepala!haha????
Alamak!really sleepy!apa macam i tot i saw nbr12 but im too slow e
nbr12 but im too slow wit my new toy!hhmm….
I like the riddles and creative story as and when you think of a script to continue.
Tom and Pussy will having fun (as majority thinks) and later Pussy was pregrnant. But this Pussy is not the other Pussy…hmm…hmmm
so will there be more Tommies and Pussies appearing? I like story to end happily and sweet and short, else we will have a Taiwan drama here.
Pussy: You look like you’re in another world
But I can read your mind,
How can you be so far away lying by my side,
When I go away I’ll miss you
And I will be thinking of you,Every night and day
just …Promise me you’ll wait for me……
Tom and Pussy were approaching the heavenly gate
They were walking in a wobbly gait
The guards asked for their entry permit
In a haste, they have forgotten to submit
Nevertheless they have no business to be there over a trivial spat
They have not accomplished their mission of late
The earthlings are having fun with their story
Tom and Pussy repented, returned to earth and felt sorry
Tom and Pussy did not have a fight
Cats are wild in sex as no men might
They growl and snarl but with delight
Only those with healthy drives can understand their plight.
Tom and Tabby are still at IT
They are cats and fighting fit
SPCA works hard to be humane
They constantly looking for the insane.
Thanks Terence,
Wasn’t sure you will frown or bound on me for letting go of my imagination. The puzzlers and riddles are scan from certain books. Thot I can add more colors to the post. “Puss n Boobs’ are member’s conttibution and some impromptu act on my part.
Norlinda, the men always mau mau mau.
June,I hope to continue adding more puzzlers and riddles for you. As far as “Puss n Boobs”, I really have no idea when the novelty will wear off. I understand as I am now watching a Taiwanese serial and it till on and on way pass 500 episodes on Ch55.
Henry, Robert and Tian Soo, thanks for sharing your thots.
Dan
#26 – Moral of the story:
Offer TOFU for supper is dangerous
Better is Kumquat Marmalade for breakfast
For me, the story of Tom and Pussy has ended,
A tragedy both never expected.
They thought happy, happy enough,
But trysts are dangerous stuff,
And the reader has the last laugh. :)
Hi HC #39
Reading between your lines i see your real meaning;
So, when’s the next batch coming?
Can i reserve two tubs – tulis on your order list;
Collect same place, same time, but this ain’t a tryst! :)
Thanks you all for your contributions. All good thing must come to an end.
The story of Tom and Pussy are our story, sometimes seem foolhardy and as we reflect on it we either learn from it or fall into its trap.
Perhaps after this someone may pick on the a similar theme to post it and all of us may chip in to share our experiences in life.
Let us do our part here by coming up with a proper farewell message for this tragic couple.
Obituary:
Here lies Tom and Pussy
Ever the loving couple for all to see
When a third party appear on the scene
Tom and Pussy are nowhere to be seen.
Dan
#39
Hi HC
Can I order 4 tubs of kumquat??
Cheers!
Lai Fong
Dan
My condolences on the demise of tom and pussy cat
My Schnauzer died last weekend too – so sad
May I pls borrow your post to make a short reply
To Jasmine#41 and Lai Fong#43,
I’ll write to you by pte e-mail soon regarding your orders.
Thank you for your support.
To Others,
Sale of Kumquat Marmalade has come to a close for 2011.
Thank you for your support too.
HC
Most would say that it love that make the world go round, well I would think that it boobs that also make the world go round, agree men?
While we are still on the subject and Christmas is round the corner, let me share this from a lady friend.
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions’.
‘Onions?’
‘Yes, you see them and they make you cry.’
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,
‘Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?.
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, ‘Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.
In his 20’s, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30’s and 40’s, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable.
After his 50’s, it is like a Christmas Tree.’
‘A Christmas tree?’
‘Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.’
Dan
I think it time to let our creative juice flow again. Now wat topic shall we dwell upon. Any thing along the line of “different folks different strokes”.
“Out of the blue I met this fair lady, she was always uttering sweet nothing and seems shady,
Well I thought this could be a sweet dream until I woke up and found out it was only a wet dream,
Should I persist with her to have and to hold but wat if she only want to put my wallet on hold?”
I need more inspiration to flow, now who want to help me here?
Dan.
Hey Dan…you have revived something years gone by.
Let me see if I have any “creative juice” left to flow. Here goes…….
It has been many moons since Tom and Tabby had it on solid ground.
Tom is still prowling the streets but Tabby is nowhere to be found.
Shaking his head, Tom regrets those barking and growling sound.
That made Tabby packed and left for a more romantic town.
How’s that huh? Tabby who?
No prize for correct answer.
DC
Daniel,
Nice, please keep it coming.
I am now high and dry without any inspiration. We are still looking for Tabby. Once ready I will return. Anyone else to contribute?
Dan.