tale of 2 cows….<\/p>\n
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou sell one and buy a bull.
\nYour herd multiplies and the economy grows.
\nYou sell them and retire on the income.<\/p>\n
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
\nYou are surprised when the cow drops dead.<\/p>\n
A FRENCH CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou go on strike because you want three cows.<\/p>\n
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
\nproduce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
\ncalled ‘Cowkimon’ and market them World-Wide.<\/p>\n
A GERMAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
\neat once a month, and milk themselves.<\/p>\n
A BRITISH CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nBoth are mad.<\/p>\n
A CHINESE CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nYou have 300 people milking them.
\nYou claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
\nYou have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.<\/p>\n
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
\nThen midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
\nWhen the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
\nThe buyer decided you can keep the milk, who rather go look for milk that
\ncomes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.<\/p>\n
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
\nYou have two cows.
\nWhenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up; one cow-peh and the other cow-bu! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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