So many jokes nowadays, like to share some:<\/p>\n
Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.<\/p>\n
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Q – What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U continue to do so.<\/p>\n
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.<\/p>\n
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"<\/p>\n
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.<\/p>\n
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.<\/p>\n
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"<\/p>\n
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."<\/p>\n
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire "<\/p>\n
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.<\/p>\n
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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