FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
\ncan see right through them. <\/p>\n
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because
\nonce turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an
\neffective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
\nalso wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. <\/p>\n
TIRES: Tires are male,
\nbecause they go bald easily and are often over inflated <\/p>\n
HOT AIR
\nBALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you
\nhave to light a fire under their butt. <\/p>\n
SPONGES: These are female,
\nbecause they are soft, squeezable and retain water. <\/p>\n
WEB PAGES: Female,
\nbecause they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
\non. <\/p>\n
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
\nfor picking up people. <\/p>\n
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over
\ntime, all the weight shifts to the bottom<\/p>\n
Hammers: Male, because in
\nthe last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are
\noccasionally handy to have around. <\/p>\n
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You
\nprobably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a
\nman pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know
\nwhich buttons to push, he just keeps trying<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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