{"id":2206,"date":"2008-10-10T10:19:27","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T02:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2206"},"modified":"2008-10-10T10:19:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T02:19:27","slug":"tgif-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2206","title":{"rendered":"tGiF!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We made thro another week of market turbulence and uncertainties!!<br \/>\nWe will SURVIVE!! &#8230;.remember the Donna Summer song :-))<br \/>\nHave a good weekend folks!!!<\/p>\n<p>I am currently reading&#8230;Angels Fall by Nora Roberts&#8230;a good read , peppered with witty dialogue, suspense, fantastic bedroll :-))&#8230;and I came across this joke, so thot I share it with you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>A game warden came across this woman in a boat, reading a book.<br \/>\nAnd asks her if she has a fishing license.<br \/>\nShe says she&#8217;s not fishing, she&#8217;s reading a book.<br \/>\nGame warden says..&#8221;U got the equipment for fishing in there, so I m going to to hve to write u a citation&#8221;.<br \/>\nShe says&#8230;&#8221;U do that, I&#8217;m going to hve to bring sexual molestation charges against you&#8221;.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well&#8221; the warden says with some outrage&#8230;&#8221;Lady, I never sexually molested you!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd she says, &#8220;But u  got the equipment for it&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We made thro another week of market turbulence and uncertainties!! We will SURVIVE!! &#8230;.remember the Donna Summer song :-)) Have a good weekend folks!!! I am currently reading&#8230;Angels Fall by Nora Roberts&#8230;a good read , peppered with witty dialogue, suspense, fantastic bedroll :-))&#8230;and I came across this joke, so thot I share it with you&#8230;. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2206\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;tGiF!!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":506,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/506"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}