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<\/strong>HAVE A GOOD LAUGH!<\/strong> <\/p>\n

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a  woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about  5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big  trouble.<\/p>\n

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down  and both disappear at night.<\/p>\n

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in  marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.<\/p>\n

Q: What’s common between men and video?
 A: Both go backward… forward… backward…  forward… backward….  forward… stop and eject.<\/p>\n

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A: A teabag. <\/p>\n

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S<\/p>\n

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you  having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.<\/p>\n

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In  the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess  where it would have bitten?
A: The boy’s hand.<\/p>\n

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take  a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked ‘Why’?
A:  The animals told him………..’Your tail  is in the front’.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

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HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! Q: What is the closest thing similar to a  woman’s period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about  5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big  trouble. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?A: Both are hot, both look better … Continue reading “Jux for some fun sharing!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":986,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/986"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}