{"id":2234,"date":"2008-10-23T00:09:26","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T16:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2234"},"modified":"2008-10-23T00:11:07","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T16:11:07","slug":"realistic-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2234","title":{"rendered":"Realistic World!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We do appreciate anyone who have a joke to share, and we learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes at the cranky thing we do. I come across this and would like to share with you! Though life can be tough but a man or woman who have a sense of humour is hard to come by. So, let’s laugh and share our jokes and make this world a better world to live! <\/font> <\/p>\n

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 An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
 for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a 
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.<\/p>\n

 Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
 this to you? I want to know!" <\/p>\n

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
 Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
 \"On<\/a> distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive 
suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.<\/p>\n

 He sits in the living room with her father, the mother and the girl, and
 tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. 
However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but
 I’ll take charge."<\/p>\n

 "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a 
beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.<\/p>\n

 If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
 $5,000,000 bank account.<\/p>\n

 If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each. 
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"<\/p>\n

 At this point, the girl father, who had remained silent, places a hand
 firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him; 
"Then you try again…!"  \"Cheers\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

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We do appreciate anyone who have a joke to share, and we learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes at the cranky thing we do. I come across this and would like to share with you! Though life can be tough but a man or woman who have a sense of humour is hard to come by. … Continue reading “Realistic World!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19833,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/19833"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}