{"id":2818,"date":"2009-10-09T09:50:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-09T01:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2818"},"modified":"2009-10-09T09:50:27","modified_gmt":"2009-10-09T01:50:27","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2818","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joke of the Day:<br \/>Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. <br \/>The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, &quot;You used to hold my hand when we were courting.&quot; <br \/>Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second <br \/>and tried to get back to sleep. <br \/>A few moments later she said, &quot;Then, you used to kiss me.&quot; <br \/>Mildly irritated, he reached across, <br \/>gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. <br \/>Thirty seconds later she said, &quot;Then, you used to bite my neck.&quot; <br \/>Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away. <br \/>&quot;Where are you going?&quot; she asked. <br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&nbsp;<br \/>&quot;To get my teeth lah!&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke of the Day:Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, &quot;You used to hold my hand when we were courting.&quot; Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2818\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Joke of the Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2425,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2425"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}