Some jokes would like to share with all of you<\/p>\n
Joke 1<\/p>\n
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song" Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti: (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. Ah Beng were very angry and kicked up a big fuss claiming he DJ was insulting them. The Manager had to intervene in order to calm them down, finally after a long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that there were actually asking for the song " Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.<\/p>\n
Joke 2<\/p>\n
The Titanic was sinking and there weren’t lifeboats, So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy water to make room for women and young children.<\/p>\n
To the British he said, "You must act like gentlement". They Jumped.<\/p>\n
To the Americans he said, " You can be heroes." They Complied…<\/p>\n
To the Germans he said, "it’s the rule." They Obeyed.<\/p>\n
To the Japanese he said, " It’s the consensus." They Obliged.<\/p>\n
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren’t budging until he came up with the appeal: Free Life Jackets for those who jumpted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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