{"id":2914,"date":"2009-12-19T14:04:02","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T06:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2914"},"modified":"2009-12-19T21:30:28","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T13:30:28","slug":"santa-claus-is-coming-to-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2914","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claus is coming to town &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bad role model for children, promoted obesity, drunk-driving, speeding and an unhealthy lifestyle?? &#8230;therefore instead of gorging minced pies\/brandy and idling in his sleigh, Santa should go on a diet and swap his reindeer for walking, jogging or cycling to deliver his presents hahaha (may be the new year resolution for Santa !).. Do share ur humorous lines and the perfect image of Santa to be then&#8230;. A Blessed and Merry X&#8217;mas to ALL too ** Oops : If Santa sneezes or coughs around 10 times a day, all the children who sit on his lap may end up with H1N1 flu as well as their Christmas presents&quot; <img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"emoticon\" src=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/Wysi-Wordpress\/plugins\/emotions\/images\/ohmy.gif\" \/><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/><\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!--Session data--><\/p>\n<div \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bad role model for children, promoted obesity, drunk-driving, speeding and an unhealthy lifestyle?? &#8230;therefore instead of gorging minced pies\/brandy and idling in his sleigh, Santa should go on a diet and swap his reindeer for walking, jogging or cycling to deliver his presents hahaha (may be the new year resolution for Santa !).. Do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=2914\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Santa Claus is coming to town &#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":133,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/133"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}