{"id":3984,"date":"2011-12-03T16:46:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-03T08:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=3984"},"modified":"2011-12-03T16:46:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-03T08:46:11","slug":"story-about-a-disciple-of-the-satan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=3984","title":{"rendered":"Story about a disciple of the Satan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watched a joke from the cable TV, I felt quite interesting and like to share. Also inspired by Dan&#8217;s post &quot;Puss and Boobs, I leave the end of the story empty. If you have interest, you can finish it yourself. I will give the end of the original one on the coming Tue.<\/p>\n<p>This is a story about a very clever disciple of the Satan (the Devil)<\/p>\n<p>Long, long time ago, the Satam and his disciples were living on a very high mountain.<\/p>\n<p>One day, Satan gathered all his disciples, asked them to go down the foot of the maintain and each had to pick two piece of rock back.<\/p>\n<p>One of his disciples (very clever one) thinks that, from the top to the foot of the mountain is a very long distance, and our master has not mentioned about the size of the rock, why don&#8217;t I just pick two very small rocks back? He picked two very, very small rock and back to the top of the mountain. After all his disciples returned, the Satan says:&quot;The rocks in your hand will become two bun with the same size of the rock, and they are your dinner tonight&quot;. That night, the very clever disciple sleep with a nearly empty stomach. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the Satan asked his disciples to do the same thing. The very clever disciple thinks this time I must pick two biggest rocks back. He did so. After all his disciples returned, the Satan says: &quot;throw one of the rock you pick out. The distance of the rock reach will equal to the size of the bun you got for you dinner tonight, the further, the bigger; the nearer, the smaller&quot;. Then the very clever disciple sleep with another nearly empty stomach night again.<\/p>\n<p>The next day after next day, the Satan asked his disciples to do the same thing again. The very clever disciple thinks, this time, I will pick one smallest rock and one biggest rock back, so I will sure win no matter what my master say, and he did so&#8230;..&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I will stop temporary the story here. Whoever have interest, you can continue it. No right, no wrong, just for fun.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>TGIF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watched a joke from the cable TV, I felt quite interesting and like to share. Also inspired by Dan&#8217;s post &quot;Puss and Boobs, I leave the end of the story empty. If you have interest, you can finish it yourself. I will give the end of the original one on the coming Tue. This is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=3984\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Story about a disciple of the Satan&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":98,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/98"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}