{"id":4091,"date":"2012-02-17T05:38:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T21:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=4091"},"modified":"2012-02-19T18:51:43","modified_gmt":"2012-02-19T10:51:43","slug":"q-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=4091","title":{"rendered":"Q &amp; A ?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says &quot;If you behave like this, you will lose ALLyour friends&quot;<\/p>\n<p>A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,&quot; send me a brother&quot;.<br \/>Santa wrote back,&quot; SEND ME YOUR MOTHER&quot;<\/p>\n<p>What is the definition of Mistress?<br \/>Someone between the Mister and Mattress.<\/p>\n<p>Husband asks , &quot;Do u know the meaning of WIFE??<br \/>Without Information Fighting Everytime.<br \/>Wife replies,&quot; No, It means..With Idiot For Ever!!!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the difference between stress, tension and panic?<br \/>Stress is when wife is pregnant,<br \/>Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,<br \/>and Panic is when both are pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?<br \/>Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack &amp; our driver ran away. <\/p>\n<p>A women asks man who is traveling with six children,<br \/>&quot;Are all these kids yours??&quot;<br \/>The man replies, &quot; No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>A young boy asks his Dad, &quot;What is the difference between confident and confidential.<br \/>Dad says, &quot;You are my son, I&#8217;m confident about that.<br \/>Your friend over there, is also my son, that&#8217;s confidential!&quot;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says &quot;If you behave like this, you will lose ALLyour friends&quot; A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,&quot; send me a brother&quot;.Santa wrote back,&quot; SEND ME YOUR MOTHER&quot; What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=4091\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Q &amp; A ?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":133,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories-jokes-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/133"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}