1. My wife still gets orgasms – unfortunately she gets them from shopping.. Ed Fischer
\n2. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week..
\n A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing..
\n She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.. Henry Youngman
\n3. You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.. George Burns
\n4. It was a major operation – they removed my savings account, my car, my house….
\n5. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.. Fred Allen
\n6. Happiness is good health and bad memory.. Ingrid Bergman
\n7. Wrinkles are hereditary. You get them from your kids.. Erma Bombeck
\n8. Old people shouldn’t eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get.. Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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