{"id":9392,"date":"2013-09-02T01:57:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T17:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=9392"},"modified":"2013-09-03T11:55:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T03:55:20","slug":"i-forgot-i-only-exist-when-you-need-something-from-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=9392","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I forgot I only exist when you need something from me&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>UH-OHH&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Yes, when your child says, &#8220;I need money to go hang out with my frens after school.\u00a0 Mommie?\u00a0 Pretty, please??&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When you are eating your meal and your dog sits right next to you and nudges you on the leg&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>When your husband says &#8220;Honey, care to go for a drive to the mall?\u00a0 I need your help to lug 10 cartons of beer.\u00a0 My drinking buddies are coming over later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anymore?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>UH-OHH&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Yes, when your child says, &#8220;I need money to go hang out with my frens after school.\u00a0 Mommie?\u00a0 Pretty, please??&#8221; When you are eating your meal and your dog sits right next to you and nudges you on the leg&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. When your husband says &#8220;Honey, care to go for a drive to the mall?\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/?p=9392\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;I forgot I only exist when you need something from me&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1957,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2","category-reflections"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1957"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9392"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9430,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9392\/revisions\/9430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/silverhairsclub.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}