Stories,jokes & quotes

If a man has 4 wives,

His 2nd wife’s name is Barbie doll,

His 3rd wife’s name is China doll,

His 4th wife’s name is Baby doll,

What’s the name of his 1st wife?

Can anyone guess?

 

JUx FoR the FUn of it!

17 thoughts on “Stories,jokes & quotes”

  6. From “barbie” to “baby” so it has to be something Chinese to “China”, and a doll or dolly.

    And since this riddle is posed on SHC it has got to do with us……….We have 2 Dollys – Dolly Lim and Dolly Peh – and it’s a tough pick btwn them. And since being the first wife takes pride of place and I had to be fair to both so the answer must be Dolly Lim-Peh………………

  8. Hi to all who answered!

    Ya! Give yrself a pat on yr back if yr ans is “Panadol!”
    I didn’t know U people got it from e-mail! I heard from my colleague.

    It’s always the 1st wife who give the man a headache! Eh??
    Except Tim… as usual come out such authentic answer!

    However, Tim dun give names to our lovely Dollies in SHC!
    What if U translate them into Hokkien eh?
    Cheeky Tim as usual.

  9. HHHHHhhhhhhmmmm I was about to answer “Rubber-Doll” but then saw that the correct answer already given…..so, aiya…no more jokes to crack………

  10. Ah Sor, long time no read you, thought Sengh had married you off with the black dragon of Heilungjiang or tarzan of Mt Tai Sun at his date shop opening leilong sale but here you come quack quack quack again which reassures me that you’re fine and fit as a fiddle.

    Aiyah, I where got anyhow give name to our lovely dollies……..there is a Lim and there is also a Peh, and with them holding hands, you have a lovelier than lovely Lim-Peh. And if you say “I also want leh” then it becomes Lim-Peh-Ho, happier than the happy “sibeiho”.

    Ai Mai?

  11. Hi Tim Liu!

    U “liu mo kao” still want to “liu” is it? Recession alredi!

    Yeh! Jux by putting up a stupid joke to let people know that I’m still alive and also not senile as not to remember U guys,after someone from SHC asked me if am I out off SHC last Sunday!

    Of late, I was pretty busy, being given more responsibilty & with age catching up, U know la “Ah Peh!” Ha.. ha…

  12. Hi All,

    Here is a riddle, can you guess what it is ??

    The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What is it?

    Here is another riddle, can you gues what it is ??

    I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

    Have fun with Brain Food.

  16. Patrick-Y, not sure that the answer to yr 2nd riddle is sponge…………

    While sponge does retain water, does it really hold water? Try this experiment.

    Place a sponge, soaked with water, on yr tummy while you lie flat on yr bed. Soon, someone dear who shares yr bed but without seeing the sponge will think that a big baby is wetting his bed. Come nite, there’s very little water left in the sponge to be of use but when you need it most to clean up……………

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