Q & A ?

Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALLyour friends"

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother".
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
Without Information Fighting Everytime.
Wife replies," No, It means..With Idiot For Ever!!!"

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.

A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I’m confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!"

14 thoughts on “Q & A ?”

  2. Hi Clara,

    Your joke on politicians should be:

    “Politicians are the easiest patients to operate on: They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine. They only have a mouth and an arsehole. And best of all, they are interchangeable!”

    The same would apply for lawyers.

  4. Hi Clara,
    Nice meeting you at yesterday’s gathering for easterns.
    Since I am in this forum,I hope you don’t mind if I just swing around to thank Robert for heading yesterday’s meeting.
    Ok, back to your jokes.When I read them, I laugh out so loudly, my dog woke up from her sleep and gave me a dirty look.So much for gratitude from my pooch!

  5. Hi Clara,

    Like your jokes above and enjoyed your companion yesterday
    at Eastpoint.

    Forget to get your contact. Pls email me :
    “conswong1268@yahoo.com.sg” regarding the website you
    pass on to me yesterday.

    Rgds,
    Constance

  6. Dear Clara

    Enjoyed both Moral of the story…..
    For its Ass-citing twist .
    i guess it got censored….
    and Im sure sure the Bishop
    has rest in peace….now.

    And this Q&A session.

    Rgds

  7. hi Clara,

    Your jokes CAN choke OLD SHC members to death..
    They are really entertaining, you would get a prize if
    you submit to Reader digests !!
    Thank you for making my day !!

  8. A wife Asked her husband to describe her!

    He said: ” you’re A B C D E F G H I J K “.

    She said: ” what does that mean “.

    He said: ” Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot “!

    She said: ” Oh, really, that’s so sweet . Then what about ‘I, J and K’ ?

    He said: “I’m Just Kidding”!!

  9. Hi Clara,

    Your jokes are really good… ! I like the one regarding customer complaints in the condom factory.. haha kekeke.

    Hv not seen u for long time.. free to meet up soon, for a karaoke session? Ten dollars at Chinatown?

    Cheers!

  10. Wow Clara,

    You can sing. Now you can joke. When can you dance – so we can dance all night.

    But I know lah, even you can dance, the one dance with you all night will not be me lah, sigh!

  11. Hi Clara,

    Laughter is indeed the best medicine. Hope to get to meet you one day. :)

    Hi Lydia #9,

    Hey, I would like to join you gals for KTV, pls count me in ! I stay along NE line, and chinatown is convenient :)

    Cheers
    Agnes Lim

  12. Hi Agnes, if we can find enough people, we’ll probably adjourn for some karaoke singing after this Friday’s monthly meet at Hans.. not sure if our singing stars are free/keen to adjourn for some karaoke after the event at Hans? But we do need to book the room in advance, so I would need some indication of interest here… if no one is keen, then we’ll drop the idea. (Clara, need to borrow yr jokes thread for reply to Agnes.. hope u don’t mind, buddy .. i’ve noticed that you hv enrolled a team for the Friday’s event.. see u soon .. we’ll take it off line from here… Agnes, do email me on lydiachinyk@gmail.com

  13. Hi Clara,
    borrow your thread can , thanks.

    thanks for your sms-es & email people,
    I’m still compiling all the posts that were deleted.

    I’ll soon mass-email to all of you.

    Justice have long arms
    Henry Yip.

    (all copied & pasted)

  14. Hi Lydia #12,

    Yesterday about 10pm then I visited this site. I’v replied to you in your email.

    Sorry cant join on Fri its a bit late. Usu I cant keep my eyes open after 1030pm. :P

    Maybe another day.

    Cheers
    Agnes Lim

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