Amusing, Male or female characteristics?

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because
once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an
effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male,
because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR
BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female,
because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female,
because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over
time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

Hammers: Male, because in
the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are
occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You
probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a
man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know
which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

9 thoughts on “Amusing, Male or female characteristics?”

  1. Hi all,

    A joke for all to start the day,hope you enjoy.

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

    Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM, Wake up.”

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

  2. Nancy-T, that guy was a sad mistake of Ggodd and the world’s only idiot died many years ago so gals, if you think that you can too be as lucky like that wife, dream on. At 5 a.m. your guy may be snoring on another gal’s bed.

  3. Tim Liu,

    ” A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on it’s shoes”

    “For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.”

    Does it answer your doubt?

  4. Nancy-T @ #4, well, it sounds like an excerpt taken out of King Soloman’s judgments and reminds me of someone who once lambasted many of us with the King’s wisdom. Hope he’s keeping up well.

  5. Some quotes and sayings on women:

    This is a great women quote for the foremost women of modern times,:“Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness –not pain or mindless self-indulgence- is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values. ”

    “When a woman tells the truth she is creating the possibility for more truth around her

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