Coffee shop dinner & Geylang tour – Wed 9 Apr 2008 (not tentative, but confirmed)

Hi Tim, every once in a while, you talk about the tua liaps among the Geylang lorongs. You also offered to bring us for a tour. I take up this offer. I don’t claim to be a good boy, but definitely I think it will be nicer to learn some of your adventures. We can also have some drinks there, and some food too while we are there. I am free next Wed 9 April. Please let me know if you are available at 2000 hrs. We meet at Lorong 14 corner, and you bring us sightseeing.

If you are available, we can then ask others who want to join this tour. This trip is ON, even though we may change it to another date or time.

Schedule:

  • Meet at MRT outside Aljunied Control Station at 7.30 pm.  Thorough check on dress, wallets, purse, gold necklaces, cameras and cigarettes.
  • At 8.00 pm sharp, we walk over to Gaylang, according to Tim’s travel plan.

Team Leaders and team:

  1. Group 1 Tim Liu – Ah Nee, Ann To, Alice Teo, Susan Chang
  2. Group 2 Terence Seah – Eyvonne Chew, Julie Guan, Esther Leong, ChristinaCL Chua
  3. Group 3 Steven Chan – Venika Leong, Lina Ng, Alice Seah, Annie Loh
  4. Group 4 Dennis Wee – Renee Leong, Melissa Khng, Cheryl Ho, Janet Ng
  5. Group 5 Dolly Lim – Lily Ho, Jane Wong, Caroline Gee, Charles Wee

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193 thoughts on “Coffee shop dinner & Geylang tour – Wed 9 Apr 2008 (not tentative, but confirmed)”

  4. Hi Jane,

    We, gals better don’t go to geylang, might mistaken by others. But since Terence suggested this Geylang Tour, I will take this opportunity to look see…. look see what is so adventural at Geylang. Also safer to go with a group of SHCians. Not forgetting that place also have many nice foodstall and eatery. So is this Geylang tour for gals as well?

    Ah Nee

  6. Many thanks, Terence for putting up this thread. Before I delve in it, I wd like to digress a little into what I believe is the grain of SHC chat.

    We’re all 45 or older, must hv seen all, heard all and spoken all, and most are expected to be mature.

    Altho once in a while, we do get preachers coming in to talk abt divinity and the pursuit of the holy grail, mistaking durians for apples while doing the polishing, most of us wd like to be & behave like ordinary folks, in here for sharing of common interests and fellowship.

    So a thread like this shd not surprise or shockus altho it might stir the self-righteous preacher into a trance & delirium but do we care, really?

    Yes, Terence, even before the sun sets, geylang starts to roar into life. It’s a pretty place, unlike serangoon or Beach Rd which are the enclaves of visiting Indians & Thais respectively, Geylang is a miniature United nations.

    The TLs used to come from across the causeway. Now almost 70% come from China, with Thais, Vietnamese, Indians and yes, Msians making up the rest. They’re dressed to kill and imagine when they undress………

    Normally, when guys walk pass, the gals will try to hold your hands and ask “chih mah?” (let’s go?).

    In the back lanes are mini-casinos set up on tables abt the size provided thru Scorebot at SHC fleamart. The games played are simple dice games from 1-6, and “8 or 9”. Easy to play, easier to lose.

    Lining the main Geylang Rd (as well as Sims Av) are restaurants some offering very good food, with some coffee shops doubling up as karaoke joints in the day.

    Yes, i am on with you and the like-minded come next Wed 9 April. We’ll roam the place but no romp. Like you say, it’s an adventure. And like I add, we shant venture where there’s all risks, no gain but pain and for the married/attached, a strain on their r/s with their family & loved ones.

    (But what people do after we kiss each other good-buy, we dont care).

  7. Terence @#2, my answer is an affirmative no. Reason is simple : within the SHC OBs, it’s freedom of speech/write.

    Abt 2 years ago, my young gf then heard a lot abt Geylang and wanted to see it for herself. Alas, she heard too much and under-dressed.

    She wore a pair of jeans which showed a lot of valley. While traversing the lanes with her, mistakes were made but like a good sport, she enjoyed it.

    So, Jane & ANee, no problem if you gals wish to come along. Loosely, some rules are to be observed tho. Like in the casino lanes, do please walk briskly past them unless you want to bet which I wont even suggest that you do. The operators do frown at people who crowd around but dont play.

    But you can pick up some very cheap vcds @$5/piece or $20 for 5. Starring no tom cruise but a lot of hunks who will send you on an ecstatic cruise………..

  8. Hi Jane, Ah Nee,

    Yes, the adventure is ON. Tim is the leader, and I am the assistant. OK, let’s see who else want to join us, while we let Tim do his recce. For those coming, I guess you need to go with an open mind, no eeehhh, ok?

    I know the wife of a close friend of mine. Whenever she sees the Geylang ladies, she will call them bitches, and describe them with adjectives like wicked, evil, men stealer, family destroyer, money money money, etc etc.

    Right or wrong, I hope you will be open, if you join Tim and myself for this adventure trip. Let’s not pre-judge the people who work there. I know many gals and guys like to go there to see see, but then we dont have volunteers or experts. We have Tim, so a little applause for his willingness to show us the routes and the hideouts.

    This adventure trip open to SHC members only. Strictly over 45.

    Terence Seah

  9. Hi All

    Whether 4 gals or not, Tim will decide since he is leading. Definitely, Jane is included in the list of all the Tarzans.

    Some lorongs worth visiting – the latest 32 n 34 clustered by Viets, beef noodles n beancurd at Lor 9.

    Hope 2 join but definitely not on Wed nite as I hv prior arrangement at other lorongs. LoL.

  10. Hahaha, knn Terence, so you hv made me out to be the geylang o-kui-tao or what !!

    There’s also a serious side to this tour. You’ll get to see and start worrying abt the future ………… how safe we’ll be in 2….5……..10 years’s time? With many foreign talents taking a cut of the underworld pie, will this red dot end up like another america which was easy for migration by the boat people………..?

    Size for size, we probably need more gurkha than our own raisings.

    Btw, nice if YK can come along……..he seems to hv a few more kantows. I am fine with any nites…….

  11. Hi Yew Kwong,

    It will be great to have your coming, but unfortunately, I am going back to Bkk the next evening for Thai Songkran, so stuck for time. We shall have the pleasure of having dinner together another time. Sorry YK.

    YK, you also got Kantows.

    Terence Seah

  12. Hi Terence, you were right abt.maturity of thought.

    After all we are 45 and above and it is nothing to be shy abt to talk abt sx issues as long it does not offend or harm anyone.

    With Tim kor,leading the Geylang Lorongs Tour whether it is in bra sserries or “exotic” food or herbal sx stimulant medicine or mini IRs , why not ?

    I felt safer with the SHC entourage.
    Pls. confirm the actual date and time.Gals,it is an adventure after all. Remember,YK took us to see bapok parading at the Changi Point and Ah Knee was exclaiming Wah! so beautiful leh in disbelief.

    At Tiffany’s in Bangkok or Pattaya surprisingly this show has been endorsed by the Thai Govt and sponsored by Thai Intnal airlines, u see young and old grandpas oogled at the fake ladies or bapoks who can mimic singing like Whitney Houston or Barbara Streisand and good in acting too. I guess Terence has seen them too as an eye opener.

    Some of them looks very beautiful with silicon injected breasts and squeaky voice that will make your hair stands.

    And Thai famous “tiger” show with a Red Cross emblem on the wall of a secluded building .
    and finally the tiger appears to be the waiter who recommended us to see .

    He was actually promoting his own show in the restaurant and we were caught unawared.

    Crazy Horse show, you see flashes of psychedelic lightings on their nude bodies.

    No wonder in Spore, they went bankrupt.
    Who wants to pay so much and see so little.And to make matters most, the govt wants a “clean” rating for the show.

    …( .We’re all 45 or older, must hv seen all, heard all and spoken all, and most are expected to be mature. )from Tim’s assurance and after STRICT censorship by Terence.If not for this posting,I will be shy to share my X rated adventure below.

    For Mature Audience only:_ R45,refrain from reading if u r below 45.

    To share, in Amsterdam,
    the tourist agent brought 20 of us to see the “pink” ladies.

    Caged like animals and appearing topless ,they gyrate their beautiful bodies( vital statistics and good”assets”) occasionally will throw a seductive smile to ensnare the ah peks or the curious tourists.

    In Los Angeles, lagi lagi terok in the topless bar.

    Through, a thin net-like translucent cloth suspended like a mosquito net on a table, we can see two shadowy figures.

    The shadow of a nude waitress sits seductively on the table and the shadow of an ah pek shone with the powerful pencil-like torch light poking at the dark
    “gua musang” of the waitress and caressing her body.

    After some time, out came the satisfying ah pek with an arrgh and the nude waitress with a stack of $$$ US notes in her hands.
    Both smiling happily!

    It is a Win Win situation after all.

    Is US or Europe being too liberal and too loosely morals a society ?

  15. I want to go oso.. Lots of shopping there oso lah.. good buy, best buys and must buys lor..

    Lily, Molly, Caroline, Sue, Nor, ai kee mai..

    Other gal members, come along la, reli lots of shopping n can shop till 11pm leh..

    So far, ANee, Lina, Jane and me cfmed going liao…

  16. helo Ahnee,Lina& Jane
    Are u all serious wanna go visit this redlight area?
    I must warn u all mustnt exclaimed ‘eeeeii’,why like that? afterall we are all over 45!
    But if i, let the boys hv more fun without u all lah…if not they want to ‘trade’ also susah with u all as lamp posts!…hahaha

    But its an experience if u wanna know about the village..its so sad sometime to see pretty young girls patronised by all the apeks!!…Im sure we girls hv better things to do lah…hhhmmm
    helo…we also hv pride & dignity u know!..apa macam!

  18. alamak..sori lah missy Dolly…u beat me b4 i even submit..
    saya tak mahu pegi lah…if not the apeks thot we are there to lelong!….hahaha!

  20. Aiyo, Nor Sayang, just go wif open mind la and take it as a eye opener trip lo, shd b ok la…

    Moreover, Lily ever said this statement 2 me b4 “Not dat these gals hv no choice, just dat tis is d kind of life they chose 1 2 earn, so I guessed they took pride in tis oso”

    In any kind of trades, there must b sellers n buyers, if not, it reli defeat the purpose of such trade lor, rite?

    I bo blaf u, reli lots of cheap shopping there la.. vry nice T-S cost

  21. Hi Steven#12,

    Wah your composition so long one!! In paragraph 4 I assume you talking about Ah Nee, but why you change her spelling to Ah Knee. Getting excited oredi ah?

  23. Alamak, I noe where my error is liao as to y my text kena chop liao…

    Wat I am saying is dat T-S cost less than $10 and is reli so nice dat u wun blif it at all..

    Nor, it is ok if u not going la.. but hor, wait har, ANee, Lina, Carly and me got good lobang shopping there, u will lcn oli hor..:)

  24. Dear Dolly..
    U are rite lah..so kesian them hor, but i feel sori lor..sob!sob!..so i cannot see this kind of thing..
    Anyway..i got excuse not to go..got belly dance that nite!…hahaha
    I better calibot to meet them downstairs..if not kena scolding!..c u later :)

  25. YK @ #12

    Think out of the box.

    An honest woman should be happier and safer with legalised and controlled sex industry than without.

    It keeps the peverts off the streets and reduce the risk of marriage breakdowns. It heads off the call of the wild before it can do damage. We all heard of men being distracted. Some more, some less. Many of us must have come across many such stories in our time.

    Put your hand on your heart.

    How many triangular breakups involve high class pros? I have not encountered a single case. That’s professionalism for you. They don’t play with their food.

    It is only the amateurs, sarong party girls and semi-pros who play for keeps. They threaten the fabric of society. The pros keep them at bay and put balance back into the equation.

  26. Can’t edit. Again. Last post #25 is for Steven @ #12. Sorry YK. We all know you don’t have that kind of inclination that Steven has.

    hee-hee

  28. Hi Wong KY,

    …Sorry YK. We all know you don’t have that kind of inclination that Steven has.

    Eh! eh! KY,
    Your words has “bones” hard to swallow leh.

  29. Hi Terence,

    I also want to go. Will bring my camera along!

    Steven, you are well-versed with all the exotic places in different part of the world. Did you have a bird-eye view?

  30. Verily, KT.

    That KT becomes KY reminds me of an incident not too long ago.

    I was at 1 of the coffee shops there looking for, you hv it, KT who supposedly succeeded ah long san’s empire. They said “No working today but you want, can call”.

    Before, I cd finish my kopi, they got angpai KaThy for me……………

  31. Dan, Is it alrite to take photo there… some area may be sensitive le….

    I dont wanna be chased by ppl with their ‘parang’ …

    btw…. team leader Tim, shall we gather to have dinner at geylang first b4 we head of to explore the nite life there

  33. Hi Tim,

    You may bring our mermaids to Lor 9 Geylang to “savage” Beef .

    I meant Fried Beef Kway Teow spice with black beans,tau yu and chilli sauce with a tinge of garlic at $5 a plate.

    However, the best still comes from beef noodles from Seremban, M’sia where “lai fun”,a special type of long noodle like “loh si fun” is mixed with cooked fresh beef and topped with beef sauce and with some roasted grd.nuts. V.Delicious.

    The beef noodles along Petaling street sold on a mobile cart differs slightly , they use something similar to mee but the texture is slightly different but taste wise, Seremban beef noodles restaurant is still the BEST.

    And so if you visit Seremban next time ,don’t miss this opportunity to savour the best beef noodles in town.

  35. Yalor, Dan, beta keep ur camera tis time la. I supp is ok take ard eating plc but it culd b quite sensitive at certain lorongs lor, rite, Tim?

  41. Hi everybody,

    This is very frightening. I was thinking it will be quite difficult to get 4-5 people for this little adventure trip. Well, it’s good companionship, and the trip a great eye-opener.

    Keep your names coming, and I shall organise you into small groups so that if you get pulled away or distracted; at least we can report you to the police.

    Terence Seah

  42. Hi Geyland Wonderers

    A WORD OF CAUTION………

    Danz advisable NOT to use your camera, otherwise you will go home without it, #31 Jane Wong n #34 Dolly.

    Ladies, don’t stray by yourselves, whether in twos or threes, please have the SHC men by your side, otherwise you will have hordes of Ah Pehs following you from behind, asking “qui lue”, “qui lue” (how much, how much).

    Men, please don’t stop, but just walk briskly by, if linger too long, you’ll be asked,
    “ai mai”. “ai mai” (want or not, want or not).

    Lastly, hold to your handbags and your back trouser pocket purses.

    HAPPY WONDERING

    RonLai

  43. Ron, tks for the adv. But frankly speaking, I bn there wif few frens b4 in d wee hrs 4 supper n no men ever approach us lor.. maybe we din ‘pang phua liap’ n our dress-up oso indicated dat we r 1 of those lor :). So long as we stick 2gether as a group, basically is ok lor.. u c, 4 them, they wun walk in a group n moreover, is quite clear dat they r at d other side of lorongs from d shop houses lor.. Nevertheless, is good 2b careful.

    Aiyo, 4 men, whether anot they stop, walk or at d eatery, definitely most of them will approach them lor.. simply tell them dat u r not interested n they will leave u alone 1 la.. Of cos, unless, they 1 lor..

    Yeap, handbags must be careful.

  44. Sorry, amendment #42

    Ron, tks for the adv. But frankly speaking, I bn there wif few frens b4 in d wee hrs 4 supper n no men ever approach us lor.. maybe we din ‘pang phua liap’ n our dress-up oso indicated dat we r NOT 1 of those lor……..

  45. Dan @ #29

    If you manage take some exotic pictures of birds in Geylang, can we have a copy too.

    Take some of bird lovers too. Especially of our consummate Tim the bird lover in action. Perched on top of the tree loving birds. Put the take to video and we’ll Youtube it.

  46. Dear all,
    I can’t help but to write something from hk. This is so strange…hehehe…we hv more ladies than men joining this Geylang tour. Wot happened to the guys? Too shy or wot? The ladies need your protection for this tour, leh…come on. Agree with Dolly, better dress like plain Jane with little make-up; otherwise, you get those funny stares from ahpeks. Tim is really “wei da” (mandarin) to sacrifice his weekday for you all. Have a good time exploring the place (especially for first timers) and tasting the good food. Enjoy.

  47. Wow, after reading all the advises from our dear frens, make me more eager to go c look c look, anyway thanks a lot for the care n concerns given, will be alert n careful while we r there…..

    Jane

  48. Ter @#40

    Hmmm…. we should start a save the “Wild Birds in Geylang Foundation”. With sufficent funding, we’ll follow Steven and Tim to save the wild birds.

    Dan will take the photos and videos; the proceeds of the global sale of which will be used to save more birds. Dennis the Ha-Ha will play tiger to add to the drama.

  49. Hi Ivy @45,

    This week I was so tempted to call you and have a dim sum meal together. I am in HK and Macao this week, but schedule rather tight. Am on the way back to Bkk now. But, I remember next time, I shall try to spare some time. Thank you for encouraging the men. I dont think they are shy.

    Terence Seah

  50. Dolly,

    You sound like expert in Geylang area too. Now, what dress shall the ladies wear? mini skirts 5 inches high, 6 inch high heels and with a 555 cigarette on the right hand? What about men? Rolex watch, money pouch and a Wan Bao newspaper under the armpit?

    Everybody, come lah, I think pyjamas and slippers may be the more appropriate wear. Guys, what are you wearing?

    Terence Seah

  51. DanH, Jane & Dolly seem to know the place like their palms…..yes, they’re right, geylang hasnt been zoned as a tourist must-see place yet (unlike bugis in its dizzying days) so do exercise caution with cameras esp in the backlanes where the mini casinos are. However, snapping the gals from afar shd be ok but dont heed what KT said, risks climbing a tree & falling to shoot fr above cos you wont see more than what you see straight.

    But do pls be careful as pickpockets are many and they’re so fast that you wont know when you’re hit so yes, do help watch out for each other.

    If taking dinner there is the preferred choice then there’re a few buffet bbq/steamboat restaurants btwn Lor 1 & mountbatten rd, averaging $16/head (was only $12.90 last year) with fairly good food spread but usually very crowded on wkends. However, you might be carrying too full a stomach to savour other food later.

    RonK, clearly you still cant forget yr prowls at johor rd in the 60s-70s when those 40 smthgs’ solicitation was the standard hokkien “ai mai”?

    In geylang, the gals are more educated speak mandarin and it’s “chih ma” (go lah or let’s go) and cling their arms on you.

    Ivy, long time no read oyu…..hope you’re keeping well while away from us.

    It’s common that our SHC gals outnumber our guys at most activities and we certainly wont mind smelling perfumes than say smelling the sweaty KT.

    For me, now that there’s a domestic helper tending to my kid, I do hv more time. Heee, fly in to join us?

  52. Terence #48,
    Remember to call me up for dim sum lunch the next time you are here. Will bring you to that exotic old dim sum restaurant in Central, as promised. Wish we hv a SilverHairsClub in hk.

  53. Heeee, Terence was in touch with me moments ago and we are working on a deal with the people there, and they’re all so excited with our promise of “new arrivals”, guaranteed very good ones so gals, dont let us down hor…………go in your party best.

    Jokes aside, dress comfortably…….tees & jeans shd be fine.

  54. Tim @ # 50

    Once a bird lover always a bird lover.

    We depend on you to lead us through the magic forest. Especially, to find the exotic and endangered species.

    Even if they are not extinct now, they will be when you finish with them.

    Hee hee

  56. KT @ #47, the gals are really pretty & young, do dress scantily and are everything but wild.

    Heee, RonL belongs to the 60s-70s but you seem to belong to the primitive and still find the wild women who held the clubs attractive. Yes, I can understand, they didnt hv to dress up…they didnt dress at all and it wd hv made it very easy for you. But we like to do a bit of peek-a-boo

  57. Ha.

    Best dress contest.

    Both gals and guys. To win, get the most unsolicited offers for the night. Winner gets a free outing from others.

    Side bets allowed. My money is on Steven with a wig. Tim, you’re the outside chance. Remember to ring your nose ring and chest wig.

    Hee hee

  61. Terence, Tim,

    Geylang tour? I would very much like to join in, but I have to teach till 8.30 pm on Wednesdays and in Katong. It will take me too long to get there, so I guess I will have to miss this eye opening tour.
    I’ve been to Orchard Towers to see the ‘night life’ and wonder if it’s the same at Geylang?

  63. Lina @ #57

    Provided you gals dress up to turn up the heat and not embarass us. The clientele are discerning consumers. hee-hee

    I am a connoisseur of smelly toufus besides other things. Been searching for the smelliest around the world. This place gives the best joints in HK and Taiwan a run for their smell.

    Taste is absolutely heavenly. If there is a final wish, this is my last meal.

    BTW, the family owners are Hongkies. You can be assured that it is not a Spore imitation.

  64. Aiyo, Terence, me no expert la.. alamak, ur description so outak 1.. these ladies where got wear like dat 1..

    They r wearing micro mini skirt/shorts n a transparent & shiny top coupled wif red/black bra. Wat triple 5 la, tese days, is virgina slim la..

    Men, hor, din take note la.. eyes so busy lookg at sui cha bo, where got time 2 look at ah peks leh so not sure….. hahaha…

    Alamak, Terence, if u come in pyjamas and slippers lor, den I m sure lots of mei2 will crowd ard u liao to ‘tan xin tan xin’ and den who noe u MIA liao.. Dress code of sugar daddy le.. rite, Tim? :)

    Anyway, jokes aside, Ladies, jean n t-shirt is d best la.

  65. Mary @ #60

    No “Ample Time” beacuse still working for “Money”?

    Don’t want to preach and say “told you so…”

    Ahhh… what to do?

    We live the life we choose. Some choices better than others.

  66. Yew Kwong,
    Really? I thought the women at O T were very daring already, in the Singapore context, not Pattaya context, hehe. Is Geylang somewhat like Pattaya? I’ve seen the worse side of Pattaya, but I can’t imagine Geylang being like that.

    I was told there are some places like that in Little India too. Is that true?

  67. Molly, I noe the standing prg oso la.. but tis 1, come oli once n who noe wen will b next 1.. sumtx hor, hv 2 wait long2 1.. come lah..

  68. Dolly,

    Your #23…Nor, it is ok if u not going la.. but hor, wait har, ANee, Lina, Carly and me got good lobang shopping there, u will lcn oli hor..:).

    Sounds like you are some kind of a promoter for ANee, Lina and Carly? Already very competitive there you know? Stick to social dancing is better mah. Precisely, Geylang wonderland is all about lobangs. It offers employment and enjoyment and plenty of business opportunities.

    The street-walkers are usually non-Malaysians. They do not have the ok from the CID. The Malaysians usually operate from the terrace houses or semi-ds. They hold a yellow card and have to undergo half-yearly medicals at the CDC. They usually offer “dining-in” services or you can dial up for one to be despatched to you. Charges start from $50, depending on your specifications and configuration. Haha.

    Generally safe but if you are dressed provocatively you will attract a lot of stares and maybe a proposition. Cameras are a no-no. Lucky if they just snatch it away. These are “protected” areas and they could get physical, if you know what I mean. So act and behave normally and no harm will come to you.

    The VCDs and DVDs are a rip-off because what you see is not what you get. Suggest you don’t even go near them. And the game stalls…yes, stay far, far away. Don’t even take a peek.

    MaryC, if you can’t make it to Geylang, you can always try nearby Joo Chiat. AVA might get their supply from here if you give your endorsement.

    In case you are wondering…I was born, raised and “educated” in Geylang. I still have friends and relatives there. No, no I can’t get you privilege cards. Maybe, just maybe…a 10 + 1 free offer. Hehe.

    Have fun buddies!

  69. MaryC, the gals at G’land all wear G-strings, unlike the samfu samsui lookalikes at Orchard towers. Postpone yr classes to join us? Otherwise, will take you there on a “one” basis…….you dont hv to know what to do, I’ll handle everything. My commission? Money isnt everything, a peck on my cheek will do. Steady, not now lah, dont get kancheong.

    “Terence…………. alamak, ur description so outak 1.. these ladies ………r wearing …….transparent & shiny top coupled wif red/black bra.”

    Dolly, you also outak lah. They where got spend money for bra.yes, “coupled” is correct, after finishing their mcdonald kopi, they keep the cups an use a string to tie them 4 inches apart, and then just hang there lor…..Dont hv to wash somemore.

    Heee, pls dont give any more ideas to Terence on how to dress as a sugar daddy lest he goes there wearing pyjamas cut into a skimpy triangle to look macho like superman, and hanging lolipops all over him to look sweeter than sugar, and the word “DADDY” emblazoned on his forehead..

  70. Hi Wong KT,

    1) Steven never wears a wig. He don’t have to becos he is not bald.

    2) Now that we know that KT is obsessed with eating smelly toufu at Geylang, next time better stands FAR away from KT in case he eats some and farts, goodness it drives us up the wall.

    Right,Lina ?

    Maybe, u could have a competn to see which sHC member eats the most no of smelly toufu in Scorebots ? as an added attractn to yr investment talks Hee! hee!

    And that works well for yr national dish comptn. Remember

  71. Hi John Howe,

    You seem to be an “educated” expert in Geylang’s Wonderland , the pricing , dining and the phone sx dial-up service.

    No wonder,the fair, sexy ,busty ah moi flock to you like sugar daddy.

    Lai lai,kan woh tong si .Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. Ha! ha!

    No money ,no honey dear.

  72. Hi Mary Chan,

    Postpone your tuition class and join us. More fun leh.

    What u see at OT is just a fractn of what you get at Geylang.

    These “sundal malam” will form a bee line and queue up like a fashion parade.

    Isn’t it sad and disgusting to see this gals selling their bodies as commodities and yet subject risks to sX diseases for $$$.

    Sure with their abled voluptuous body, they can still contribute by working if they want to.

    I guess they want to take the easy way out.Welcome with open legs out to earn money faster and give a damn to consequences.

  73. Steven @#70 “Lai lai kan woh………….”

    Hahaha, you stole a bottle of brandy at the last DnD and are still drinking it or what?

    Or was that what you learned from the mandarin class?

  74. Hi Tim,

    Steven is still so excited about this thread Ah Nee becomes Ah Knee and KT becomes KY. His Chinese slowing improving lah. Today is only our 3rd lesson. Steven you having a whale of a time doing your postings here, hor?

  75. Steven,
    I think I hv said my point earlier. Evry1 got their own rite/decision to lead their life la.. 2 u, is sad n disgusting. But 4 them, is another story. Always remembered ‘1 man’s meat is another’s poison’ so is best not give tis kind of cmts – not being fair 2 them.

  76. Steven @27..u so pandai!..haram & tak halal is precise.
    meanwhile@33..why u calling Som Tam on this thread?
    thot he’s the one going mountain camping with us in November?.u salah thread ah?

    RonLai@41..yr phrase ‘qui lue’ & ‘ai mai’ are so hilarious,so funny make me laughed so much!

    Ivy@45..the answer is obvious…girls like to socialise,& want to know why this district so popular among men..& we are naturally curious rite?..guys a bit ‘shy’& maybe afraid to kena tangkap by their tame birds? ..haha..ooppss! sori guys juz joking

  77. Tim @ #69

    Never say never. Life has a penchant to play the most unexpected card and play a joke on all of us.

    Cheng Kay need to top up. Unless we find a way to balance the budget.

    Supermodels start at 5 feet 10 inches with average at 6 feet. They need to be slim and tall. This literally rules out all female members. That leaves only you and a gender problem.

    Never mind. We’ll borrow Tim’s blond wig and falsies. Then we’ll be in business. Dennis is marketing agent. He’s contacting the US embassy for the next battleship berthing. He making a bulk offer for the entire US Pacific fleet.

    Hee-hee.

  78. KT, since when did tim go to Lor 69……….or you want to do a 69 and so made the suugestive hint to tim? tim very straight hor……..heee, try the scorebot tree or the ever obliginh Harharhar?

  80. Tim Liu, don’t let your imagination run wild. You go to Geylang to get cheap cigarettes only right? Or do you have another occupation there? Heehee.

  81. Steven,
    I take my commitments seriously, no play play. ;-)
    Can you imagine what the parents will think? Postponing their kids’ classes to go look at prostitutes in Geylang??
    I guess you are excited enough to do that huh?

  82. Tim @ #77 and the three monkeys

    Life’s but a mind illusion.

    Straight cigarettes in Geylang. Huh…

    Of course. Why didn’t I think of that. Clinton can win. Chickens can swim. Pigs can also fly.

    Hee hee.

  83. Dolly, #74
    Everyone has his or her own reason/right for doing something. One should not pass judgement or jump to conclusions.

    They could be doing it for the money but others could be doing it for the pleasure perhaps? Hehe.

    Take me for example. I teach because I enjoy it.
    I teach about 8 hours a week, enough to keep me from idling the rest of my life away although I have to say, the money has to be good or I wouldn’t do it, hehe.

  84. Hi Tim liu,

    Sounds like
    “sweet urine” in Cantonese.

    Peddlars along Geylang Road harassed passerbys by selling openly their cartons or cigarettes at $3 a pack. So cheap to be true.

    Aaii! What happens ?
    No sign of the am pai around.

    At 7 -11, it is $10 or more, are you sure they are not imitation smuggled sub-standard cigarettes from Indonesia ?
    Marlboro disguised as
    Mild boro

    Pls. enlightened us as you r an expert in this field.

    Just curious to know as I am a non-smoker.

  85. Hahahaha, now MaryC is getting worried……..getting concerned and she is obviously in………….with tim tim liu…………

    Dont worry lah, tim is straight. See his report card, all Excellent for Conduct. He went there to look for Oh Kim Kee, who was killed in a gun battle with the polis at siong lim park…..his spirit must be hiding there and who knows, he might teach tim how to rob the rich at Scorebot and help the poor at sungei rd.

    “Clinton can win. Chickens can swim. Pigs can also fly”. Is that all you hv, KT? You’re not quite yrself since you were taught the new meaning of “Finance”. Let me again complete it for you.

    Clinton can win. Chickens can swim. Pigs can also fly but most amazing of all, KT can kiss HarHarHar till the latter foams & froths in his mouth.”

  86. “They could be doing it for the money but others could be doing it for the pleasure……….Take me for example……”

    At our age we shd all be honest so you’re not a bad example but a very brave example to own up so openly. But I am getting a little sour hor…….you how can be like that…………. to me?

    Steven, try whispering what you think is “sweet urine” into the ears of a canto gal and she’ll guaranty urine all over you. Money back guaranty.

    Btw, if you’re selling cigarettes @ $3.pack, I’ll pay you $4.50. SHCians are witnesses to this promise I made.

    Now over to you to make the delivery….marlboro can, any mama you borrow from also can otherwise, you’ll get my mama’s broom hitting yr backside.

  87. Hi Mary C,

    ….They could be doing it for the money but others could be doing it for the pleasure perhaps? Hehe.

    Korek,korek,korek so many times every night by clients where got pleasure anymore.

    Only lobang getting bigger and bigger like stirring a spoon in a tea cup. Ha! Ha!

    Like that where got shiok leh!

  88. Steven @ #83

    You are a genius.

    We’ll clean up the streets of all these smoky faggies. Forget Geylang am pai. Call Customs in.

    Then we’ll muscle in with shisha or hookah bars. Imagine each puff out of the magic dragon is equivalent to 26 cigarettes and costs $30. And it is legal!

    We’ll improvise a garden hose to treetop for Tim.

  89. Nor,

    You are at the wrong thread lah, Talking about Steven, he seems to be not quite normal after he went “MIA” and recovered from his “#@%$*&” last Dec. Why he so “humsup” huh….said so much. Wei! Steven no need to elaborate further, we are all above 45, we know what’s going on…….apa macam…Like Nor said, you better be handsome than humsup….

    Ah Nee

    Ah Nee

  90. Steven @ # 86

    You call servicing the US Pacific Fleet, “doing for pleasure”!

    Wow. I volunteer to be your agent. Today Guiness Book. Tommorow the world championship….

  91. Lee @ #88

    You are right. Where’s the sweet giant gone after the hiatus.

    Must be bad influence and droppings from treetops.

    Hee hee

  93. AhNee@88 (bingo nice number eh!)
    I am not at wrong thread lah..i know that’s his steamboat cakap2, surely he wont missed what im gonna say.
    I am too embarassed to talk in this thread initially, donno where to hide my face lor..

    Steven..why u like that ah?..this Geylang tour is suppose to be a healthy & clean ‘education’ & an eye opener for those who never been there..like we girls,of course we wont dare to go alone rite?that’s why when this idea came out..the girls are very keen.

    so dont go off track..we going there to visit,jalan2,makan2 & have fun..please
    Don bikin kita girls malu tau!..

    U better say sori…if not, saya tak mahu cakap dengan awak ok…
    now I say sori, if i’m in a way hurt yr feelings..
    i better calibot now!

  94. Hi Ah Nee, Ah Nor,
    at #88,

    Thought that might make the Geylang posting more “steamy” or sxciting.

    V. sorry gals,if I had hurt your feelings unintentionally.

    It was meant more as a joke than anything else.

    Ok. From now on be careful of my choice of words,must draw a line,or Ah Nee/Nor will sepak and put chilli padi in my mouth for being too humsup or yum sup.

    Better be handsome than humsup.

    Thanks for waking me up!.

  95. Hi Nor,

    It is NOT you who shd say sorry to me.

    It is me who MUST say sorry for my imagination ran wild.
    It was you who alerted me.Thanks to speak your mind.

    Maaf! maaf! kak Nor.

  96. Steven..
    Yes..itu macam lah…be a good boy!
    semua orang pun suka & sayang..keep it up :)

    btw..how to sepak..u so tall, we must have a stool lah!..hahaha

  97. And you huh! KT Wong @ #90, pls address me as Ah Nee and not LEE hor. So difficult to write Ah Nee meh, I am just an ordinary gal, LEE sounds very powerful and dorminating….not suitable for me lor. :)

    Ah Nee

  100. Hi TimL/Terence,

    I’ll join in the makan, shopping and perhaps the walkabout!

    Dear Steven: ya lor, I think TimL #72 is right but I think it is more than 1 bottle hence, you mabok!

    We SHCs are all over 45, need not be so explicit nor crude. I believe all know wat’s going on at the Lorongs in Geylang. Many years ago, I have brought several visitors to Geylang and of course, the then famed ‘Bugis’ which visitors are very curious as they have heard so much about it :D

    Gals… juz sharing: It is the wrong place to show off your assets :D ie., preferably no low cuts/bare backs/micro minis or ‘hot’pants if you dun want the ah peks to ogle and stay close with the group. When they ogle at you just look away & walk on. Also, dun ‘stare’ at the girls/guys there.
    Stay with the group.

    John is right, better no cameras some of them might get a little unpleasant.

  102. Oh poor Timmy boy. Why ‘sour’? You need comfort, there’s lots in Geylang mah and you frequent that place right? Oh I forgot, it’s only to get cheap cigarettes , hehe.

  103. Aiyoh Steven, why so crude? No need to elaborate lah. We all know lah.
    Hey, how come you know how and what these women in Geylang feel huh? You must have been talking to the right?

  105. Tim,

    Is the Geylang rendevous confirmed. As our chief Geylang escort we are waiting for your plan and confirmation of date, time and venue.

    Dress code, equipment, tools and toys too, if necessary.

  107. Hi Douglas at #99,

    ….f he is too tall for you to sepak, just pull his favourite toe.

    Aai! Douglas jangan chakap kasar leh nanti Nor labelled you humsup.

    Nor sayang suka saya menjadi “decent dan handsome” dan bukan macham
    tua tua keladi atau mulut murai.

  108. Hi Tim,

    As our officially SHC appointed Geylang Senior Ambassador,all the gals and guys have shown interest to join you in this once in a lifetime educational tour of the Geylang Lorongs for food,shopping and the hi-light of the evening programme will be “sight-seeing”

    Pls. confirm date,time and
    place for next week.
    Thanks .

    Instruction Booklet:_

    Gals ,pls. dress decently no hot pants and revealing cleavage blouses otherwise all the ah peks will ogle at you thinking that u r 1 of them.

    Guys,”taim taim qua” ,and do not eye at them too long and don’t ever smile.

    False alarm. You hint to them u r interested and they smile back at you too. b4 long,they will pull your arm too assuming you are their potential client

    Advisable. Do not take close shots of the “endangered species” or you be “pounced” upon by the tigresses with all their expletive remarks
    *#F1#6@9*54S#O*B.

    Have fun and do not stray away from our group.

    Nor,I am noe on a serious note and not hum sup.

  110. Hi Terence,

    Susan, Ah Nee you heard boss say he wants to go Geylang too, right. EO please include John Howe’s name. This John gives me too much work to do. Now must play chauffeur as well. Better make him pay me salary plus bonus!!

  112. Yo Tim

    The event is coming Wed. Don’t tell me you lost so much on pools you are in a state of shock.

    Don’t abandon Stevie. We are all counting on you to lead the vanguard into virgin waters.

    OK. Delete virgin. But you know what I mean in manner of speech.

  113. Hi Wong KT,

    During our intended visit,try sweet talking about investment plans to the tua liaps along Geylang lorongs and invest in them too.

    It’s a WIN WIN situation for both. Hee! Hee!

  114. Douglas @99..i thot u ask me to pull his favorite pants!..haha,juz kidding hor..don let yr imagination run wild like him..nanti susah!

    Steven, I wont sepak lah bcos u now nice guy & talk seriously @108.Bagus!..then u wont get into trouble & let the girls ‘hantam’ ok :)

    Lina @110..don let John bully!..he shud be driving you..not vice versa rite?..alamak John..be a gentleman lah..hhmm

  115. Steven @ #113

    We sell the low hanging fruits first.

    I am into auctioning lap dances this time round. Nor gets Dennis the Ha-Ha.

    Remember to bring a wheel chair for her.

  119. “Hi Wong KT, You think you are Anabelle.”

    KT can think till all his hair go silver and then orange, purple but he can never be Annabelle but I do guarantee (yes, guarantee in the true sense of the word) that by year’s end – xmas to be exact – he’ll hang a bell on his end………or maybe if his ATMs make a lot of money for him, an assortment of many bells.

    Steven, you can then happily call him Anal-bell…………….

  120. MaryC, in those heady days when I was on biz trips to Korea, Taiwan, no deal was clinched unless there’s good enteretainment and no entertainment’s good unless the host booked gals to dine & wine. And it was part of the deal that you had to take with you a gal back to yr room……

    What to do with a gal who was neither my mother, wife, gf nor daughter? Not my house, there wasnt any housework for her to do. And she was not to leave till at least 2 hour later.

    I gave her a choice : couch or bed?

    She took the bed leaving me to crouch on the couch.

    KT, yes, do pls bring yr toy gun which you normally tucked under yr waist pouch which you keep yr bunch of keys and also a bunch of bananas. Wear a shirt but dont button it………they must be able to see yr gun.

    Seriously, Terence’s silence is scary. He’s not telling us where, when to meet? What I can do and will do is to show where the sleazy is………others like food, shopping etc, frankly, I wont know.

    So Terence, stop rubbing yr chest with garlic & brandy……too late to grow hair like me by Wed altho you’ll still look fierce adorned with donald ducks, johnson lock ducks all over you as tattoo, to give that fierce some-singh look.

  121. Hi Tim, and everybody coming to this Geylang tour.

    Wed, 9 April at the junction of Lorong 14 at 8pm.

    I am not keeping quiet, just enjoying the discussions between the experts and the not-so-experts. Tonight, I shall group everybody when I return to Singapore. I shall bring some left-overs from the last SHC Fleamart.

    Tim, do you want to give an idea of your itinery?

    Terence Seah

  122. Hahaha. Terence, you siao huh to ask the gals to meet at Lor 14 where the pros ply their trade. There’ll be turf war.

    Depends on how the majority go there. If most go by the train, suggest to meet either at kallang mrt or aljunied mrt. Otherwise, to meet at mountbatten rd-geylang rd junction at the shell station (where there’ll be some space to stand)

    What’s itinery?

    My itinerary is, once we have assembled and time’s up, we start walking & talking. You let us know whether you’re buying dinner, or that we’ll hv to eat our dinner first – you only take care of our supper…….. and then a jaunt of joy.

  123. Tim/Terence,
    I think it is beta for all of us 2 meet at MRT outside Cntrl Station as I dun noe where Lor 14 Geylang is leh..

    Can I suggest that we meet at Aljunied MRT, maybe at 7.30pm walk across to Geylang lor.. can?

  125. Dolly & Jane, I am fine with that arrangement and over to you Terence for the ceremonial ok.

    Frankly, I wont want any of our gals to stand around and wait at Lor 14 which is the nucleus of sins.

    A point to note tho. That place is usually very crowded and the walkways are very narrow and congested – and there’s where the pickpockets operate. Do be on a look-out for each other as it’s impossible to walk together.

  126. Dear Friends

    Alternative meeting point (especially for drivers) is The Singapore Badminton Hall @ the junction of Guillemard Road and Lor 22 (a continuation of Aljunied Rd).

    Ample parking and free after 10pm.

  127. Alright ladies and guys,

    here is the ceromonial OK.
    Meet at MRT just outside Aljunied Control Station at 7.30 pm. Thorough check on dress, wallets, purse, gold necklaces, cameras and cigarettes.

    At 8.00 pm sharp, we walk over to Gaylang, according to Tim’s travel plan.

    Please have your dinner before coming to the MRT station. We can have a further drinks or makan, after the trip. For convenience of money management, dutch please.

    See you all then. Thanks alot Tim for making this evening possible.

    Terence Seah

  128. Scroll up and I can see that the thread was put up by Terence but now it’s me who has made the evening possible? Things are getting very strange here what with so much of divinity intervention.

    Lily does hv a point made for those who drive. Since a decision has been taken wrt the meet-place (Aljunied Mrt), perhaps those who drive can park their cars at the SBH as suggested and then call Terence or me to meet later (at abt 8.15pm) at the junction of Guillemard Rd & Geylang Rd.

    Borrow YK’s motto, rain or shine, Terence & I will be there………………

  129. It’s a short walk from SBH to Lor. 14 yet it is not a sleazy area.

    Those who want a ride from me, I can make a detour and stop by Queenstown MRT @ around 6.30pm. RSVP by Tues night please.

  130. Hi Ladies,
    Now dat Geylang nite tour is cfmed, the best dress code for the ladies will be tee-shirt or blouse with jean or cargo pants. Carry a sling bag where you can hang it in front of you. Dun wear tight hugging top n mini skirt/short as this could attract 2 much attn lor.

    Dun nid 2 bring any Credit Cards as most shops there do not accept CC and those shops that did are too highly priced so we will not buy anything from them at all. Most of the shops accept cash and only few of them accept nets lor. This is wat i noe from my previous visit there.

    Those dat need dinner b4 the tour, there are numerous stalls just outside Aljunied MRT.

    Lily, I dun nid a ride to SBH but I 1 2 chope 1 plc back to offz, aisai bo?

  132. Terence & Tim,

    Will meet everybody at the Aljunied MRT. Lina, you will be driving right, you know where to park your car or not? Suzhang, are you going with me bo?

    Ah Nee

  133. Tim, SilverHairs are strange. I just did a count, and the numbers exceed some of our major activities. For those in the travel business, take note that Geylang tours are popular.

    1. Charles Wee
    2. Jane Wong
    3. Caroline Gee
    4. Eyvonne Chew
    5. Tim Liu
    6. Ah Nee
    7. Ann To
    8. Lily Ho
    9. Julie Guan
    10. Terence Seah
    11. Dan Huang
    12. Esther Leong
    13. Steven Chan
    14. Lina Ng
    15. Dolly Lim
    16. Alice Seah
    17. Melissa Khng
    18. Cheryl Ho
    19. Janet Ng
    20. ChristinaCL Chan
    21. Annie Loh
    22. Alice Teo
    23. Dennis Wee
    24. Susan Chang

    For those who are thinking of coming, please drop your name here. We want to make sure you are not snatched by other men, or you decide to do a detour.

    Terence Seah/Tim Liu

  134. Hello Ah Nee

    7:30 leh… where got time to go back & change ?
    We are in office attire, u noe ? can or not ? If not, must bring extra clothings to change before leaving office. How?

    Unless Lina’s driving & go from home, then I can follow her. I rush home & change, ai sai bo?

  135. Buay sai lah, don’t go home, go straight after office. We go together, tell you what, we bring extra clothes to office and change. Can bathe also if you want to, he…he…he…. now I ask you, ai sai bo?

    Ah Nee

  136. From previous experience, it is wiser we divide into groups to avoid getting lost. Each group will have a team leader. The team leader’s job is to keep the group together. No other task.

    How about this? I shall appoint the team leader, and members are free to join any group. Simply say which team you like to be in. Each team 5 people (max, and first come, first grouped). In case, you are worried, all team leaders have years of experience in Geylang. All team leaders take instructions from EO Tim.

    The Team leaders are:
    1. Tim Liu
    2. Terence Seah
    3. Steven Chan
    4. Dennis Wee
    5. Dolly Lim

    Here goes …

    Terence Seah

  137. Alamak Ah Nee, I wanted to go & sleep then I saw your comment. Okie lor, I will bring extra clothings & go according as per what you hv suggested at #135.

    Good nitz..

  138. Terence,
    All the talk about Geylang has got me very interested leh.

    How late do you intend to stay in the Geylang area? I finish class at 8.30 pm. Do you think it’s possible for me to join you all later? I could catch a cab from Katong Mall and meet you wherever you all will be at.

    What do you think?

  139. Terence, pls update Susan chang in your list. Head count are very important for this Geylang Tour……he…he…he…don’t want anyone to go astray and lost……

    Ah Nee

  140. I want to be in Dolly’s team.

    Dolly, if you are not driving, I can tonpang you back to office no problem. (Alamak, you should have said so in your email just now lah. I’m not always at the computer leh.)

  141. Mary @138,

    I think this Geylang trip has gone nuts and crazy. I guess we will finish early, maybe 10pm. Tim will decide. Call any of your friends, and they will update you. Have fun.

    Terence Seah

  142. Terence,
    I think I will sms you or Tim or Dennis or Dan when I finish class and see where you all are at. Then see if I can make it to meet up ok?
    Hope I can. My curiosity has been aroused, hahaha.

  143. Go girls!..hv fun & tell me yr very own stories ok..
    im not going but sum yok yok lah..hehe

    btw…WKT @115, ya lah..why i get Dennis haha & need a wheelchair??…apa macam..donno yr riddle this time..so chim!..pls enlighten me boleh tak?

  145. Hi Suzhang,#134

    Off course I go from home. I got no office to go from, leh. You decide and sms me OK if you need a lift. Whatever suits you.

    Hi Ah Nee #134, Lily say to park at SBH, right. Will find it.

    Sorry, EO, please delete John H’s name. Thanks.

  146. Hi Puteri
    Nor Indah,

    …..im not going but sum yok yok lah..hehe

    Pandai nya Nor, sekarang boleh chakap Cantonese dialect.Pasti,Suzhang,Lily,Dolly atau Ah Nee mengajar awak. BETUL ?

  148. Hi, Terrence

    Are we going to have dinner first b4 touring Geylang.

    Will meet you all at MRT at 7.30 pm. c u there.

    Thank you. eyvonne.

  149. Tim @ #122

    Ah…Spring is here again.

    Think I’ll join Tim’s nature walk group to appreciate wild fauna and flora. Learn from the expert. How to pick wild flowers with a twitch of the eyebrow …..

    Dress code for Tim. Look like a leader amongst men. Come with matrix glasses; flower shirts buttoned only at navel; paint on jeans; white shoes; thick gold chains; stick on tatoos and heavy Rolexs.

    Turf wars 101. All you need to do is to lie down quickly and play dead. Remember to bring ample satchets of free fast food ketchup.

    Terence. You don’t stick on hairs one-by-one with superglue. You stick the hairs on a nylon net. Then stick net on chest.

    Hee hee

  150. Hi everyone,

    Since our last meal was lunch, suggest we take a bite before the walk. Shall we meet at 6.30 pm at Aljunied MRT. There’s a row of coffee shops beside the station. See you. Cheers

  151. What has Nor, Dennis and wheel chair has in common?

    Watch his special move. Leap from bartop onto your lap. Brings the house down. You as well.

    Ha-ha

  153. Mary @ #142

    “My curiosity has been aroused, Ha-Ha-Ha.”

    Dennis,

    Duty calls.

    That’s lap dance booking number two. Better bring the card machine.

    Practise your leap off the bar counter. Don’t miss the lap.

  154. Hi Eyvonne @ 148,

    Not able to join dinner, but look out on this thread. Some may be having dinner at 6.30pm.

    See you later.

    Terence Seah

  155. Tim @ #86

    Quoting tu’ (French for “you)
    “They could be doing it for the money but others could be doing it for the pleasure……….Take me for example……”

    From Paris’ famous pleasure houses to Geylang Happy World, everybody does it for the pleasure of money.

    Don’t tell me you are trying to change the world?

  156. Terence @ #154

    Not need to rush to beat the queue. This is not Patpong. They don’t operate like 7/11. Business starts after 10pm.

  159. A revision on the list of participants.

    1. Charles Wee 2. Jane Wong 3. Caroline Gee 4. Eyvonne Chew 5. Tim Liu 6. Ah Nee 7. Ann To 8. Lily Ho 9. Julie Guan 10. Terence Seah 11. Esther Leong 12. Steven Chan 13. Lina Ng 14. Dolly Lim 15. Alice Seah 16. Melissa Khng 17. Cheryl Ho 18. Janet Ng 19. ChristinaCL Chan 20. Annie Loh 21. Alice Teo 22. Dennis Wee 23. Susan Chang

  161. KT @#155, you siao huh, attributed the quote to me thereby making our AVA pretty angry (“…others could be doing it for the pleasure……….Take me for example……”. Ok back to serious stuff.

    1. Without roaming the backlanes, itmakes no sense going there. However, the gals will be stared at cos few gals other than on a “need-to” basis walk those lanes. Thus, Terence’s point of sub-groups makes sense : easier to move wround that way altho the groups shd try to be bear each other.

    2. Polis do conduct raids regularly but dont panick and run with the runners like no tomorrow. Just step aside, close to the walls and if questioned by the law enforcers, I will answer to that.

    3. I’ll leave the decision making to SK Singh – am too lazy for that.

    4. We’ll start-off from Aljunied mrt @ 8 p.m. sharp. Those who wish to join us impromptu or later, can msg either Teremce or any of the walk-leaders or just anyone in the walk. Will then see how we can meet up.

    5. There’re residents in geylang so if the gals dress decently – most importantly comfortably cos it’s expected to be warm & humid there – it’s ok.

    DennisW, welcome and DanH, can see that you’re training hard for this year’s bowling competition, do respect yr dedication & committment, will make alternative arrangement for you some other time if there’s still the mood.

  163. Hi KT @ #127

    As Terence @ #127 asked us to have dinner before meeting at the MRT station and after the tour to have drinks or makan, I need a bite at food, ie eat something light, since my lunch is at 12 noon — not biting anybody. Therefore thought others might like to join me at 6.30 pm. Cheers

  168. To all wonderful guys and gals,

    Tonight at about 8pm, I shall be going to Lorong 14, as I have a guest in town. So, will have a good coffee shop dinner there with some guiness stout. Frog legs with ginger, tofu with braised salted eggs, and stewed soya fish with beans.

    Call me if you are around lorong 10. Be fast, before I escape to the other lorongs. Sure, got $3 pack cigarettes?

    For those who have not found your team leader, I shall piece you up with one tonight.

    Thanks Tim.

    Terence Seah

  169. hi, Terrence

    Who is my team leader? SOS. Whom shall I call to meet for dinner at Lorong 14 in of the coffee shop.

    my contact no: 92271169.

    Thanks.

  170. hi, Terrence

    Who is my team leader? SOS. Whom shall I call to meet for dinner at Lorong 14 in of the coffee shop.

    my contact no: 92271169.

    Thanks.

  171. hi, Terrence

    Who is my team leader? SOS. Whom shall I call to meet for dinner at Lorong 14 in of the coffee shop.

    my contact no: 92271169.

    Thanks.

  173. Hi Eyvonne,

    I am not sure if anybody is planning for dinner before the tour.

    You are supposed to pick your team leader. If not, I shall allocate the leaders to your group tonight.

    See you at 7.30pm.

    Terence Seah

  174. Terence, I was told that a turbanised seng was seen swinging beer bottles and chasing gals at Lor 14. Not getting a reply from you, thought it has to be you but glad that you’re actually selling discounted cigarettes there but dont smoke hor lest the donkey claps his hooves and ask that you burn in hell.

    I have been leader enough all my life so will only want to be the “last man”, looking at the backside as I keep a watch at the back.

    Eyvonne, suggest that you take yr dinner first. Any makanan later will come as supper at Terence’s expense if and only if he makes enough from his sales tonite.

  175. Hi, Norlinda,

    I m not “Ka sui” or “Ka Si” oso don noe why it came out 3 posting.

    Hi, Tim

    Ok. Will c u all at 7.30 pm.

    Hi, Terrence, Please allocate team leader. wait for your reply. Thanks.

  177. Wah, just finished my Geylang tour. Well, I had a good dinner at Lor 6. Saw a good beef Kuay Teow shop, but did not try it. Plenty of people here, men and ladies. And, land up on the other side with some durians. Too much. Got to go home now. That’s all folks.

    Terence Seah

  178. Hi, I have grouped everybody under a team leader. The job of team leader is to make sure no one in the group is waylaid. All team leaders report to Tim.

    Team Leaders and team:

    Group 1 Tim Liu – Ah Nee, Ann To, Alice Teo, Susan Chang

    Group 2 Terence Seah – Eyvonne Chew, Julie Guan, Esther Leong, ChristinaCL Chua

    Group 3 Steven Chan – Venika Leong, Lina Ng, Alice Seah, Annie Loh

    Group 4 Dennis Wee – Renee Leong, Melissa Khng, Cheryl Ho, Janet Ng

    Group 5 Dolly Lim – Lily Ho, Jane Wong, Caroline Gee, Charles Wee

    Terence Seah

  179. Dear Terence

    Very clever arrangement – having one rose amongst the torns….haha.

    Don’t worry rosies, we torns will protect you…..will offer you to the highest bidder…..hehehe.

    Lina, Dolly, Caroline, Ah Nee & SueZhang – see you @ SBH open carpark. If you gals want to have dinner, can meet earlier and eat at Fatty Weng coffee shop right next to the open cp. Serves very good hor fun.

  180. Terence, I’ll be late, waiting for the grapevine before the next investment but shd reach Aljun mrt by 7.45p.m. Needless to say, you’ll do the roll-call and ensure that the gals are fully clad showing no dollar stack and until I come, no one shd touch their back.

    Btw, the omnipresent KT is strangely unseen for a day……….the money mart is swinging wildly and it’s hoped that he’s not swung so high that he buay in chu (cant find his home). Or is he finalising on a geylang loan to double up?

  181. Terence

    Thanks for initiating this tour.

    Enjoyed myself except that I was so fearful throughout. Came home to take kia hong sua otherwise tomorrow go to work surely bin chee chee.

    Really and eye opener for me.

    Dolly, thanks for holding my hands to calm my nerves and carrying my bag. Also thanks to Dennis for carrying my bag for the earlier part of the “tour”.

    ok very zzzzzz. Goodnite everybody

  182. Wow, what an eye opener for me. Have been to places outside S’pore but never imagine such bustling back lanes right in our own “backyard”. The casino, the butterfly market, adult dvd, ‘toy’ shop, food hmmmm … the bevies of beautiful butterflies, especially those from China. Wow-wee, how not to get tempted huh guys???

    After the tour, Dolly, Jane and I went for durian supper before heading home. It was an enjoyable evening.

    Thanks so much Tim, for leading this tour. Thank you Terence for suggesting it. Thanks to all team leaders and Charles for watching over the rest of us.

    Thank you guys, for letting the gals come along. I’m sure you guys would have more fun without us in tow. Thank you.

  183. Terence/Tim,
    It is reli an eye opener 4 me in Geylang tour n m glad dat i did not missed tis outing. Hmm hmm, i m going 2 tell tose frens of mine dat tose shopping plcs no way 2 compare 2 tis lor.. Thanks.. Dolly

  185. Thanks Terence for organising this successful Geylang educatuional tour and Tim for leading us to all the hideouts in the lorongs.

    Everyone was very excited abt this tour when we met outside the Aljunied MRT stn drawing stares from passerbys ” Ah owl choek siang”

    Initially,when Dennis to them abt the swift pick pockets in the lorongs ,the gals immediately held
    tightly to their “gold bars” in their Gucci or CJ handbags.

    Caroline it was good of you to continue the journey after much assurances from team leaders esp. Dolly and Dennis W who carried her handbags for her.

    It was indeed not only an eye opener for Caroline but for me as well. Never know that there is are mini casinos operated by mostly enterprising Bangladeshis before our new IR 2 operates at Marina Bay and Sentosa.

    Lily W at # 82 had said a lot and I need not elaborate.

    Thanks folks for an evening well spent and most impt of all the wonderful company of SHCians.

    Looking 4 ward to more “exciting” events in future.

  186. Hee, Terence, Tim, Dennis, Steven and Charles. I never knew that Geylang was like that. Each time I passed by, in the daytime, it looked like any other place in Singapore.

    It was a real hive of activities, women parading around, men ogling them, cigarette touters, people eating AND eyeing the women, most of whom wore pretty revealing clothings.

    I’m sure you guys were also doing some ogling, discreetly, probably because of our presence, hahaha. I stole looks as I was rather intimidated by the sheer, blatant display of flesh and the suspicion that the guys standing around behind those gorgeous women were the pimps. This was confirmed by one of you guys, which one, I can’t recollect. My mind was buzzing from this new ‘experience’. I thought this kind of scenario was only in places like Bkk or Pattaya.

    The sex shop was like any other that I’ve seen, chock full of gadgets and gizmos for ‘total satisfaction’, hahaha. I spotted something that I thought would be a good gift for a boss one didn’t like. Did anyone see this pencil sticking out of the behind of a man on his knees? Get it for your boss if you don’t want a promotion, hehe.

    I wanted to stay around for a little longer, but had walked ahead with some of the others, not realising that they were actually already headed for the mrt station and when Tim called me to find out where I was, I was already almost at the station and wasn’t inclined to walk back alone into that melee.

    Hope the beef kuay tiow was yummy. Well, I might pluck up courage to go there another day to try it. Anyone wants to accompany me? ;-)

  187. Oh how rude of me. Thank you guys for taking care of us and thank you Tim for ‘conducting’ the tour.
    Special thanks to Tim, who came all the way to the street corner to escort me in.
    This is one of the most interesting SHC events I’ve attended, a real eye opener indeed.
    Thank you all again. :-)

  188. Hi all,

    Last nite Geylang tour was really fun and exciting, I enjoyed v much of this event, thanks to Terence, Tim, Dolly and all the wonderful company of SHCians

    Cheers, Jane

  189. Hi, all

    Thanks Terrence, Tim and team leaders for leading us to all the hideouts in the lorongs.

    Last night Geylang tour was fun and exciting. I enjoyed v much with company of SHCians.

    Looking 4 ward to more “exciting” events in future.

    Take care and God Bless.

  190. Thank you all for taking the precautions to make the walk-about safe and enjoyable for yourselves.

    As we started the walk, I was overwhelmed when an arm fr a decent pretty wrapped over mine, and I held my arm in that position long after the walk was over and I was in bed.

    MaryC, didnt you see the hand signal that the cab driver and I made to each other? With me carrying the natural look of a geylang operator, now, no matter how you explained yrself to the world, they’ll still believe what the taxi driver tells them than what you told him in the cab…….my fault, I shd be born to look more handsome and less hideous.

    Anyhow, the operators in the backlane knew that we wd make a comeback and so blocked the way with chairs. When I tried to budge thru, one lightly burned my hand with a cigarette and immediately apologised. It was their polite way of telling me “Brudder, we’re in business and you had no biz to bring yr wives, gfs, the whole harem here to steal our turf so pls buzz off”.

    The operators frown at decent ladies touring that place, not least the gals are no patrons and worse, after seeing for themselves what cd turn even their heads, they’ll start imaginging things abt their men, weakly succumbing to temptations….and Geylang will forever be out-of-bounds, which will adversely affect the biz there.

    But gals, if you know how to cuddle yr men properly, knowing when to tug at his heartstrings, even if there’s a cheap sale in Geylang yr men will still stay faithful to you and wont ever go astray. Problem is, it’s easy for us men to know what we want from our women but somehow, they dont……….and so Geylang, here we come.

  191. caroline #181-

    aiyoh, ah mai, you so brave hor, walking around dimmed light lorongs. lucky most ah pek and ah kor hide away because they read Terence post that many many shcians coming hor, if not you sure kana have many many thumb prints on ur little little elbow that cannot be wash away one

    but am glad u enjoyed the experience.

  192. Aiyo Ah Kor

    I am big in size but the heart like tikus. Scared of everything. As I walk, I was so worried a fight may break out and then I get chopped up. Not kidding about taking kia hong sua.

    Good thing we got big brother Charles, the ever gentleman and unsung hero. Always walking behind everyone to make sure we are safe.

    Now we are looking forward to the exciting ride this Saturday.

    See you soon :)

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