We do appreciate anyone who have a joke to share, and we learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes at the cranky thing we do. I come across this and would like to share with you! Though life can be tough but a man or woman who have a sense of humour is hard to come by. So, let’s laugh and share our jokes and make this world a better world to live!
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with her father, the mother and the girl, and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I’ll take charge."
"If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a
beach villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$5,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the girl father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him;
"Then you try again…!" 
cynical but funny. So I guess it says a lot about me that I had a good laugh over it. Thanks for sharing Dan. :)
Dan
Its true, a good laugh a day really keeps the doctor away!
Thanks, ROFL
Jon
hahaha… this one is funny. Kept me in suspense until reaches the end of the story.
Moral of the story, $$$ TALKS ? :)
Dan.
We may all laugh, I did too, but that’s reality for you.
See what money can do? Haha.
Hahahaha…what a good way to end my friday!!!…hven’t read a good joke for quite a while.