Watched a joke from the cable TV, I felt quite interesting and like to share. Also inspired by Dan’s post "Puss and Boobs, I leave the end of the story empty. If you have interest, you can finish it yourself. I will give the end of the original one on the coming Tue.
This is a story about a very clever disciple of the Satan (the Devil)
Long, long time ago, the Satam and his disciples were living on a very high mountain.
One day, Satan gathered all his disciples, asked them to go down the foot of the maintain and each had to pick two piece of rock back.
One of his disciples (very clever one) thinks that, from the top to the foot of the mountain is a very long distance, and our master has not mentioned about the size of the rock, why don’t I just pick two very small rocks back? He picked two very, very small rock and back to the top of the mountain. After all his disciples returned, the Satan says:"The rocks in your hand will become two bun with the same size of the rock, and they are your dinner tonight". That night, the very clever disciple sleep with a nearly empty stomach.
The next day, the Satan asked his disciples to do the same thing. The very clever disciple thinks this time I must pick two biggest rocks back. He did so. After all his disciples returned, the Satan says: "throw one of the rock you pick out. The distance of the rock reach will equal to the size of the bun you got for you dinner tonight, the further, the bigger; the nearer, the smaller". Then the very clever disciple sleep with another nearly empty stomach night again.
The next day after next day, the Satan asked his disciples to do the same thing again. The very clever disciple thinks, this time, I will pick one smallest rock and one biggest rock back, so I will sure win no matter what my master say, and he did so…..
I will stop temporary the story here. Whoever have interest, you can continue it. No right, no wrong, just for fun.
TGIF
Hi Andrew
Why buns everyday?
Joy
Yes Andrew
Why buns everyday? Peggy Tan says “Please be reminded that there are many decent & honorable ladies reading this forum. You need to be careful with the contents of your post to give us our due respect.”
Please change them to ‘Tai Pow’ or ‘Siu Pow’
On the third day Satan ask the clever disciple to roll the 2 stones down the mountain. The big rock goes down first, so the disciple gets to eat only ‘Siu Pow’
This version is suitable for the decent and honorable people here. The real version I have to keep to myself to respect Peggy Tan.
The Satan says “those rocks in your hands of equal sizes, will get two buns of the same size. Buns of different size will have NO bun”
Hi Joy,
Why buns everyday? You should not ask me , ask the Devil. Your question has trigger the naughty inside TS. You know.
Thanks very much for have not change my Devil joke into a fairy tale.
Hi TS,
Agreed with you the word ‘pow’ is better than the word ‘bun’ – more Chinese style. Whether to change ‘BUN’ to ‘pow’, let me tell you in my next comment.
Thanks for your version 1 ending, concerning Physics. Remaining me the mass, friction, gravitational force, and acceleration. Are you sure the big rock will go first, I doubt? How about one day we go BT hill to test out your answer, Then go nearby eatery to have a meal, haha.
Hi June,
Thanks for your version 2 ending, which about the issue of “????/bread and love”. Most of the time, we can only have one of them, if we choose both, we may get none.
A story about two monks and a beautiful and sexy lady
One day, two monks, a young one and an old one, was walking down the hill. Both of them saw a beautiful and sexy lady hurt her leg. The young monk didn’t know what to do. The old monk, without saying a word, carried the lady on his back and took her down the hill, then let the people there to help her home.
The two monks continued their journey. The young monk felt very unhappy. They walked and walked until the young monk could not endure any more. He asked the old one: “Master, you have taught me, as a monk, we have always to remember to ??. Why you carried the lady on your back with such a close contact, have you broken the rule?”
The old one look at the young one with a smile and said: “I have put the lady down for a long time, why you still carrying her” – End of the story.
Hi TS, my respected wise man, sure you know what I mean. Be happy.
Brother Tian Soo, I like your version of “Tai Pau” & “Siu Pau”.
To continue the story in my version….
We’re talking about “a very clever disciple here and an evil master”.
This clever disciple’s name is David.
He & the other ‘disciples’ had been held prisoners by the evil Master, who tricked them into discipleship to do his evil works.
Clever David knew what Satan was thinking. He just needed to get to eat some “pows” for he needed the strength to retaliate, fight back or to escape from Satan.
After David brought the very small & huge rock to Satan,
Satan said,
“you faithless disciple, with these rocks, I am going to cause an imbalance in your body and in the whole universe. The sizes of your eyes, ears & limbs will become imbalance, one big & one small on each side. Your white blood cells will become so huge that they will swallow up all your tiny red blood cells. Huge & small tumours will grow all over your body & consume you completely. You are doomed!!
The moon will channel all of the sun’s energy & become a huge ball of burning sulphur, a million times bigger than the earth which will shrink in size & be completely destroyed.
I will be the ultimate king who will rule over the universe…”
David was not going to listen further; there is no time.
He took the sling shot from his bag & slung the small stone at Satan which sank into Satan’s forehead.
At this juncture, Satan might have been killed instantly, but not taking the chance, David took the huge rock, strapped it tightly onto Satan’s body & along with the other disciples, pushed him down the cliff.
That was the end of Satan.
End of story.
Brother Andrew
Love your story #5.
You are brilliant !!
Thank you!
Hi Peggy,
Thanks for your version 3 ending – a story about the war between David and the Satan and how the Satan was killed. I want to say, OUTSTANDING! After reading your comment, I got one feeling and one question
The feeling is after the war of David and Satan, I feel another war is forming.
The question is “Has the Satan really die or just death in disguise, then secretly scatter his will into our mind to make us become his disciples unconsciously?
Hoping you, TS and me have chance to join the cycling activity next year and ride happily together.
Hi Andrew
Thanks for sharing the origin of rock buns. How about sharing the recipe?
Joy
Hi Joy
I don’t have any recipe of the rock buns, but I know one of our SHC lady sure got. She should have different kind of recipes for different kind of buns – she is our queen of singing queen, Carly.
If I must make a guess, I think the most important ingredient of all her recipe is a few drops of Potion no. 9.
Hey, You want the recipe for what, you don’t even cook your own instant noodle!
Corrections #3
Should be
“Rocks” of different size will have NO bun, instead of
“Buns” of different size will have NO bun
Another one:
Satan ask the disciples to throw the two rocks as far as possible. The clever disciple did, and of course the smaller rock will ends much further than the bigger rock. Satan says ” the distance between the two rocks will be the size of your bun for tonight dinner. The larger the distance will get the smaller bun and the nearer will get the bigger bun.
Yet another one:
Satan says ” compare the size between the 2 rocks in your hand. The larger difference in size will get a smaller bun and the smaller will get the bigger bun.
Wow….so now throwing my coins whether to go for Macdonald or Chau Siu Pau at Smith Street.
Dear Andrew
Thanks for your compliments. Yes, whether in rock buns, tai pow or siu pow, we should always have Love Potion No 9. It makes the world go round and a better place to live in.
Hopefully, someday when i can find time, not only will I share my recipes, I may consider conducting baking lessons too :) But must tan ku ku (oops! I dont mean the “bird”) – must wait long long cos there are only 7 days a week and 24 hours a day and there is too much to do, yet.
Cheers
Carly
Hi June,
Thanks for your version 4 and version 5 of ending. But…. I feel your versions of ending quite similar. Can get out of the existing frame and figure out a more exciting ending? Expecting.
What is the result of your coin throwing. Both of them are good, why don’t take both – ??????.
Hi Carly
I think good things worth for waiting.
Besides the baking lesson, can you consider to conduct a lesson of how to make ???? Still cannot forget how delicious is the one I taste in your home few years ago.
– A request from Andy.
OK my next version. The Satan says “the first day you get the samll bun, the second the smaller bun and tonight you will get the smallest bun.
Aiyah…cannot guess anymore liao. If not when anger strike will follow Peggy version, throw the two stones at Satan. 8)
The coin throwing did not help me to decide after all. Ends up with ordering pizzas, 1 for 1.
Hi June,
Thanks for your version 6 ending. Also have to thank you work so hard for this post.
Actually, Joy has gaven a very good hint at her first comment (???????)for the development of the ending: “Why buns everyday?”
There is no rule said we must connect the size of the rocks to the size of the bun. It can be anything.Jump out from this frame, there will be “???????” and we can create much more exciting ending for the story, just like Peggy’s one.
No matter how, will give the ending of the original joke tomorrow. May be in office hour, if my boss not around, or after work.
Thanks again.
Today, Tue, is time I have to give the original ending of the joke.
Before that, I like to thank TS, June and Peggy of providing 6 versions of ending for the post.
TS and June’s ending are framed by the relation between the sizes of the bun to the size of the rock. Honestly speaking, not so exciting to me.
Peggy’s one, is very outstanding. She uses a small part of my joke to develop a completely new story. And, coincidentally, the thinking which used for the ending of the original joke has appeared in some part of her story.
The following is the ending of the original joke, from now on, we called the very clever disciple of Satan as David:
The next day after next day, the Satan asked his disciples to do the same thing again. David thinks, this time, I will pick one smallest rock and one biggest rock back, so I will sure win no matter what my master say, and he did so.
After all his disciples return, Satan says: “My dear disciples, thanks for your hard work this few days. I heard some of you complaint – Why bun everyday? Tonight, I am rewarding you all with a WYWIWYG dinner no matter what size of rock you pick back. This means that no matter what you want for your dinner, you will get it. Now, let enjoy your dinner, before I tell you about the rock you pick back today.
All the disciples enjoyed happily a dinner they never expected. Some of them think the dinner has rewarded much more than they did.
After the dinner, Satan asked all his disciples gathered around him and says: “The size of the rocks you pick back today will become the size of part of your body. For gal, it is your boobs. For guy, it is your testes.
A large sound occurred – David fall down in a swoon.
This is the end of the joke. I will use one more comment to ended this post.
The original joke I watched has not mentioned any moral, but I like to give one as follows:
“Don’t play, play (notes: play can, but not play, play) with the one who has the last saying – like the boss in our company, like Terence, the chief of our SHC etc, etc, otherwise, you will die very ugly and no idea how you die” – end of the moral, and end of the post
Oop, have I done something wrong and stupid? Oh yes, Terence, this post is a joke, and my moral is also a joke, don’t take it seriously, and hope you don’t mind. Absolutely no other times. Sorry, sorry ……
Hope this is not the end of my SHC life and I can still log in to the SHC website tomorrow.
Ha ha Andrew, pretty funny!
David will be walking with cher tua cher suay.
He’ll be dragging himself lopsidedly and would need special pants too! Maybe Giorgio Armani can help to redesign one for him. he he he….
Er… and when he’s performing you know what and with the big one getting in the way…. oh oh oh…..
Okay, my imaginations are wild tonight. Better go sleep now least they get wilder.
Haha, morning walking partner,
Hope you sleep well last night, and didn’t dream of all those big and small. Good day.
Daisy #20
You sound very free and relax with this post. Good on you.
Have you just had a shot of Gin? Or is it just this time of the month.
Andrew dear, we’ll be progressing to evening walk partner soon. Make sure you’re there this Saturday now and we shall walk hand-in-hand.
Well, how did you know Tian Soo?
I actually went to check the label on the bottle and it reads “Relax Choya!”.
Now, don’t underestimate me. It’s never just the time of the month but everyday you know. Ha ha ha… blush blush
Oh, Andrew.
There were no dream, no big nor small but was relaxed right thru’ with Choya! Want a shot?
Hi Daisy
It seems that there are more than enough reasons for me to walk this Sat.
This is the last walk of 2011; Lydia said: “something is for me”; My brother, BL and my previous singing partner (now, she sing so professional, but I still agar, agar, dare not partner her any more) JC also join; Now, you said you will walk hand-in-hand with me! Now,I am going to tell my boss, this week end die, die I have to leave earlier, otherwise, he fire me or I fire him.
Since I was young till last year, I was ????. But after I met a lady in the SHC Prom Night, I become half drunk every moment every day and cannot take anything with even a little bit alcohol. So please keep your Choya for yourself. Thank you very much.
Oop, not Prom night, should be Pajamas night.