We are not allowed to talk about SEX in this forum. Rightly so, or else it will degenerate into an XXX rated forum populated by dirty old man and old cows still in heat. So we will not discuss about the techniques and how best to enjoy SEX. In fact, we should not even use this dirty word. Let’s call it ’IT’.
When we were young and have a question about IT, we were suppose to ask our parents, teachers or any respectable older person. Now that we are all over 45, who do you ask if you have a question about IT? Your parents may be senile if they are still alive. You may now be the teacher yourself and suppose to come up with the answers. There are not many older person around, except in Silverhair clubs and the like. That is why I raise these questions here.
Is IT good for the health of older people? We are talking about both physical and mental well being here.
At what age should you stop IT?
Are there any difference between men and women?
Tiger Woods have been extraordinarily successful in golf, up till when he was discovered to have IT with too many women. My golf kakis said, that is why he has been successful and not so now that he cannot have more of IT. There is a report by a doctor who speculates that IT relaxes your muscles, calm your nerves and improves your concentration. But Tiger Woods is a young man. Would we have the same effect at our age and would it have the same effect on women?
It is generally believed that as we get older most of us gets grumpy and listless. But not all. I wander if there is a correlation between happy older people and IT?
If you believe that IT is good for you, my next question is, would too much of IT kill you? So how much is good for you?
Aiyoh Tian Soo! Now everything you want to know can be found in the Internet. :p Just type the words into your search engine…and tada! your questions will be answered.
Happy searching…:p
Ros
Haha Tian Soo, a taboo subject yet we are doing it here right under Terence’s nose!
Recently I receive an email specifying all the good that come from ‘it’. Regular performance is good for the skin and complexion, supposedly a beauty treament, produces a certain amount of estrogen that makes the hair shiny, it helps to burn all the calories accumulated from the romantic love scene.
It is one of the safest sport, better than doing 20 laps in the pool, a cure for depression, it frees endorphines in the blood flow creating a state of euphoria and leaves us with a state of well-being!
All this may sound pretty good but at our age can we really do it and enjoy it? Thanks goodness gracious we have heaven send helps for a second chance at life. Be it viagra, cialis, levitra or andro!
Dan
Hi Tian Soo, Dan,
I like your first few lines on this Post, and that is the SHC forum should not degenerate into a forum for dirty talk. We will stick to this taboo.
However, plse feel free and go ahead wuth the discussion. When it touches the raw nerve, this forum will be informed. I think Tian Soo will make a great sex moderator, if not as an expert on this subject.
Meantime, guys and gals, procurement of sexual services is prohibited on this SilverHairsClub website.
Terence Seah
Haha, what a smart way to skirt round and circumvent a taboo topic. But it also cleverly shows that what matters is really in the talk; that a topic itself is prohibited does not necessarily make its discussion wrong, vulgar or profane.
Dan-H, since you say it’s so good, you got me very tempted. So when will you be free to do it with me? I have always been perfunctory with IT but going by those few shiny hairs on you which light up darkness, I have to say I am convinced of its curative and revitalising effect.
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Dan
Sounds pretty good, I shall endeavour to have more of IT.
To answer your question “at our age çan we really do it and enjoy it?”. I think it depends on individual. IT can be used to measure our state of health. If you are still at IT and frequently, chances are, you are healthier than those who cannot. If one stops enjoying IT, perhaps he/she is really getting old.
Terence
I am note sure if good healthy sex need a moderator. I thought the more of IT the better!! We just have to keep out the hard core talks here. This is about health at old age. Believe me or not?
Ros
Very difficulty to believe what we read in the net. Most of them have something to sell. Viagra, cialis and all tools to enjoy IT.
Here we have respectable people, giving honest opinions???
Tim,
Dun look for me I can’t satisfy you and btw those baby hairs on me may not be attribute to it, as most benefits spelled out are more reflected in the fairer sex.
Look like this is a male only domain advocating for more of it in our fading days. Just have to remind myself that more bedminton and danzing and swimming is beneficial to the soul and body!
Dan
Dan-H, it doesnt surprise me that you chicken out and I can understand why. With Yew Kwong, Ronald-L and Kwong Wah, arguably the best in IT among us, you’ll never satisfy me in my quest for more IT. The mere thought of it is chasing me up an origamism already..oui. Ronald-Koh, where are you?
Seriously, I find companionship more than make up for any form or pattern of IT, even if it’s with ET. And when one feels passionate, there’s never a need to find a so-called suitable place………you squeeze her hand, pull her over and hug her tightly. If the young can do it in the mrt, so can we without the camouflage of a tree.
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Ah Huat
I can read your comment now for moderation.
Cannot write dirty jokes here one. Especially ‘Cho Lor’ one.
Can only talk about whether IT is good for SHC people or not.
You can tell dirty Hokkien jokes in Taiwan. I will join you.
Sam huat huat huat……I thot you said you want to be a refined man ???….then what happen? I think very difficult for you to change lah. Anyway your dirty joke “chin ho cheo” hahaha……
Ah Nee
Tian Soo,
you are really creative!
This looks like a fun post to follow :)
“IT can be used to measure our state of health.” Hmmm….. interesting! Can see some merits there. Seems like couples who are equally IT sauvy last longer and have less problem in their connectivity.
“…but at our age can we really do IT and enjoy IT?” Legitimate question. Whenever I see older men with younger chicks, I often wonder…. What are they thinking of? Tire of living? Are these men thinking with their smaller plugs when it comes to IT? Or are they using retractabe USB connector to boost their CPU capability?
Hey Andrew #11,
I just email TS your article on How to explain “IT” to ….
I am wondering what is his “ITual” preference too?
Hoi TS,
A CD-package will arrive within next week at your ECO-Farm on All Possible Style To Engage In “IT” ….. with no return-address. So, if the Mah-Tar comes knocking at your door …. (dun call me ya!)
Ah Huat,
Wat dirty “IT” jokes u circulating? Me not on ur list??? Y!
Lily Ho,
Hahahaha,
“Are these men thinking with their smaller plugs when it comes to IT? Or are they using retractable USB connector to boost their CPU capability?”
Well expressed without crudity.
Tian Soo,
The internet can be very informative if you can get the correct sites.
Here is one,
http://www.centralsexualhealth.org/older-people/male/sex-and-ageing.
Happy reading
Tian Soo
Well done..a Senior approach to IT – an entertaining post .
About IT:
IT bought us here and IT can bring us anywhere
IT turned boys into men and some times, turned men into boys.
IT brought many Ups and Downs into the lives of many
IT also brought about Rise and Falls of prominent big guns
To the Q: Would too much of IT kill you?
mmm.. Whoever Lust last, love (IT) best.
HC
Sam-G’s genie story inspires me to come up witth another and this is how it goes……….
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Lily #12
Nice one. You deserve some kind of award for being the first lady to give your opinion on this thread.
I believe it is better to live well than to live long. If the old men you mentioned like young chicks and die because of it, I think it is good. Better than those who spend a miserable long life, spending their days boasting instead of living.
When I was peeping at the ‘latest comments'(cos sleepy in the ofis..ssshh!), I bump into some rather ‘odd’ phrases about IT..thot its all about computer!(suaku!)..especially Sam’s weired stuff..think he always kena rotan when in school!..haha
As i read asong..i get more curious what this IT is all about?
Walah! TianSoo,dinno u such brain teaser!we should applause to your this very cute & refreshing topic!..Thank you!
You know..we girls at this mature age(not old ah!..hee!)like to think about beauty…how to keep ourselves pretty,slim (aiya!),healthy & sexy!..hehe
Ironically,all these get the other gender excited & want more IT all the time!..banyak susah..relax la..slow down la..hehe..its good for your heart!..hhmm..
But i think, the guys need more IT,if not they get old & temperamental & worst they get grumpy!,so kesain!..oooppss!..sori..i better cabot for my yoga class!…haha :)
Nor
Apa macham, you keep yourself, pretty, slim and sexy, then tell your man to slow down so that he don’t get heart attack.
I think you are a sexy IT terrorist for men.
Hi Tian Soo,
I was v. curious to know about your new term IT(Info Tech ??? )
I think with so many IT comments, it is more appropriate to rename
your IT to ITCH macham Tua Tua Keladi also ITCH , Ha! ha! :)
V.Good! That shows you are still in excellent health ITCHY here , ITCHY there.
Hi Lily,
…Are these men thinking with their smaller plugs when it comes to IT? Or are they using retractabe USB connector to boost their CPU capability ? I couldn’t help laughing aloud with yr above statement.
Hey Sweet Giraffe Steven,
ITCH is absolutely devine!! Are you itching here, there, everywhere?…………..Kekekekeeee. Miss you.
Dear Geraldine..
So long din hear from you..where have u been? Have u been to London to see the queen?…haha
I’m giggling at your phrase, itchy everywhere!…v funny!
Imagine if a giraffe itch,how to apply mopiko?( branded itch cream!)so tall,cant reach la..
But be careful,with long neck & legs..he can watch what u doing even from his home!..hehe
When u coming here to have fun with us again?
Till we meet in our dreams..have a great weekend!:)
TianSoo@20
My girlfrens say,i cannot talk too much about IT in open forum…its a man’s world!Alamak!..haha
So,perhaps we can discuss about IT in the next monthly gathering..hhhmmm..
Hi Norlinda,
When giraffe ITCH don’t need mopiko.
Need something else…. Ha! ha! :)
My girlfrens say,i cannot talk too much about IT in open forum…its a man’s world! ………. Alamak. Your girlfriends still very ULU. Even teenagers nowadays are talking abt ITCH . Time has changed our mindset.
Hahahhahaaaa, Sweet Nor, you are so cute and funny with your mopiko; couldn’t stop laughing! I am actually thinking how to apply on an itchy giraffe. Kekekekeee.
Yah, with those neverending legs he can watch across the miles…….maybe I should whatever……to make him more itchy.
I also miss you and the gila gang. Here’s wishing you and the gang ‘Happy Mother’s Day’.
Do express/share your thoughts on IT here as I am not there to ‘discuss’ at gatherings. How else can I ‘learn’ a thing or two about doing IT in old age?
Hi Tian Soo,
IT or sex is an activity I wish we can have everyday. Vincent Khoo who is a friend of mine for the last 20 years has been always exciting me with his daily activity and his ability to have sex twice a day. Worse, he has to add that his sessions last two hours.
I have never been able to get close to what he’s been lecturing me. Of course, I still have high hopes, as I too think that sex for SilverHairs is a healthy activity, almost like a little marathon.
Please keep this topic on-going, at least once a week, please. And, for all others, I hope you are not offended. Let’s try to keep an open view with all comments.
Terence Seah
Geraldine #25
Yes, you should be here to discuss this very healthy subject with the others and share your knowhow. Last weekend, I was in one of this discussion. It was real deep down in the gutter dirty. I even blush. If I mention their names here I am sure they will all deny it. But it was fun and I think it brings up everyone’s adrenalin one notch higher. We may live a few days longer from the éxcitement’and the laughter.
Terence #26.
Yes I remember Vincent Khoo, he is living a long and healthy life in Bangkok. He told me he could do IT 5 times a day and he doesn’t have a PC at home. I wander if we can keep up with him? If not, we die happy anyway right?
Hey Tian Soo,
What a pity I missed the gutter dirty discussion! What fun. Besides adrenalin, think everyone had a hardon, too (I would. Kekekkekeee) Yes? No? Well………
Share my knowhow? HAHAHAHAA. Are you kidding me, darling? I may, perhaps someday and Charles can watch. I am soooo evil!
This thread is awesome and definitely keeps everything humming along nicely.
Talk dirty to me….
Charles C. I know we are good friends, but if you want to watch, you have to pay!!
I am going for my 3rd cold shower now.
Wah Lau. Wah Lau. Wah lau.
Nor… Tak bulay tahan lah. Apa macham?
Mmmmm TS,
Noted that Charles will have to pay if he wants to watch.
But do U need a “video-cam-man”, we can always volunteer for these duties ….. U dun have to pay us, it’s free.
Btw, also thot of sending u some “IT” toys but the recent fire at People’s Park Complex sort-of destroyed all the stock. Have to wait for next shipment … sigh…sigh
Geraldine@28..
Alamak!..see what have u done!with your expert knowhow,even u there,he’s here…u get him into cold sweat!…haha..
TS..
Some girls told me that I shud hv been in the discussion!.. aiyo..luckily i wasnt there,if not..lagi susah!..
Even now Terence@26 is having wild imagination!
# 29 , senior tian soo ah ,
tak boleh tahan ke… jagan & never use stud betta known as flying horse , indian lotion or siam soh..a tree bark which u use yr own salvia 2 rub on yr finger den apply on yr di di lah…. 2 often useage will ve side effect lol…hahahaaha…
ya lah ,ibu nor u miss out our last IT session..
halo ivan ah kor ..dun worry just pop over 2 sim lim square 1st floor ..there ve a IT shop..sell every damn barang u 1 lah.. or if u r in around geylang ..go 2 lor 18..opp hotel 81..there is also a IT shop lol…
sam huat huat huat
i ve been having IT since 16yrs old.since day 1, i ve been playing with sex be, it in my room ,hall kitchen or public park..i just simply love sex. one evening,whist having a stroll in de park. i stopped by 2 purchase an ice cream.sunddenly, i was @ lost,cause i nid 2 ve sex. i ask few ladies where can i find sex. & i was detained by de police & charge in court…i explained 2 de ct dat i must ve sex..without it ,life seem meaningless..den a phone call from SPCA dat my dog name sex ve been found lah….
hahaha any buddy got suspense bo ?? otak jagan sengget ya..
cos sam huat now a refine man liao..no more kar na sai , lua bei, too lan liao ..hahahaha
Hahahahaaa TS, it’s not nice to make Charles pay.
He can contribute by showing us HIS knowhow. Kekekekeee….how about that? Which means he will share with someone and we’ll watch and Ivan who has volunteered to be cameraman can film and watch, too! So itchy now.
Why walau, walau, baby? You started this thread and now this old cow is in heat. MOOOOOOOO………
Now we know those over 45s are still hot and want IT.
Think it should be a SHC event. Kakakakkakaa.
Darling Sweet Nor,
I have not done anything and for him to ‘get in cold sweat’? I think you meant he had a hardon and needed those cold showers and going alamak and apa macham. Hahahahaaa.
See, we Silverhairs are very much alive with needs – a good thing and a good sign; nothing wrong with it.
Why weren’t you at the discussion? I wish I was there. It would make me ten years younger with laughter and pure fun when others talk dirty. Apa macham?? Kekkekekekee…
Hugs,
Hello Refined Huat Sam Kor Kor,
It’s obvious you have forgotten this mei mei but I still smile or laugh like a mad woman whenever you post something. Still prefer your unrefined ways as long as it’s not offensive.
Keep your suspense coming – yah, right, your dog was called Sex (if it even happened).
Your genie joke was soooo you but I like it.
As daddee wants us to keep this thread alive, do keep it coming. I’ll do my part when necessary.
wah lua wei , silor ( yes ) ,
i almost 4get this mei 2 lah…. u still so HOT hor …
so late ,still up in de web har ???
ok ..2 keep de suspnse on going hor …here another 1..
guess wat am i doing ???
up happy ..below suffer ,struggling & pain
up satisfy & pull out..below blood bleed..
for those who know hor …pls tiam tiam ( quiet )
make a wild guess lah !!!
sam huat huat huat
“up happy ..below suffer, struggling & pain
up satisfy & pull out..below blood bleed..
make a wild guess lah !!!”
Sam, the answer to your ridddle is so obvious.
It happened after a lousy outing for you, after yr kelong at the beach soccer with the gals back-fired. You cant sleep and started smoking, at first correctly with yr top mouth.
Then you remember, there’s another mouth, somewhere lower. You let that 2nd mouth smoke as well. So this poor mouth suffered, struggled and in pain cos its funtion is to eject/reject, not ingest or inhale.
Satisfied with the last puff, you pulled it out from your top mouth. You did the same for the lower mouth….and saw blood. What you didnt tell uss is : you cant shitt for the next 20 days.
Heehee, isnt the guess wild enough to satiate yr appetite?
Food for thought …
“There is the old story of a famous man in a very high government position who heard of a Taoist who had lived more than two hundred years and still looked young. When asked his secret the Taoist answered, ‘I never approached a woman.’ ”
—quoted from “Tao and Longevity” by Huai-Chin Nan, translated by Wen Kuan Chu.
Dear Geraldine@35..
Si lor..i missed the girls laughter & TS’s IT tools..but i think he din hv the chance to do IT cos its forbidden!..hehe..
That evening was Mother’s Day eve,I had a family affairs …gathering+makan2 which include durian galore by the beach!..ate till tummy sooo.. gemuk & ache!(fat & blotted!)susah la!
Btw..Geraldine,don say ‘dirty talk’ la…nothing of that sort rite?lets hum nicely…
Our daddee..wants to keep it alive..but he shud also contribute..common..we know what u thinking now…looking & smiling mischieviously with your blur specky!..haha
What happen to the rest of the boys & girls?..this is a healthy thread,be open minded,but cannot talk chor lor like Ah Huat!ooppss!..sori brother!
Interesting & amusing for the brain also la…rite TS?
“……… a famous man in a very high government position……..and still looked young. When asked his secret…..answered, ‘I never approached a woman.’”.
Well, that fella, I know him. He is also a statesman of high stature, well respected and a genius. He shd be in his mid 80s – probably 85 this year. He dosent (dare) approach another wife – wife too fierce. But sometimes I feel sorie for him just to have this one not-so-pretty face to look at for over 60 years; perhaps, this face has made him lose interest in IT and consequently, the losss of libido and the reason or purpose for approaching another woman.
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Jassmine #
All the Taoist I know are IT experts. Ah Huat, for example follows some Taoist practises, expecially IT.
I don’t think I want to live 10 years without ‘approaching a women’, let alone 200 years. When I stop enjoying IT, I want to go within 10 years.
The Taoist you mention can have his youthful look, I rather have my fun and you girls should encourage me. Immagine all men follow this Taoist. What are you women going to do?.
TS @ 42
IT is only one part of life and it’s a dispensable part. There is life without/after/beyond IT.
IT as fun is a double-edged sword. Death in the throes of IT may seem like a great drama to be in, but pity the living partner who must live it down, not to mention her trauma.
They say that AIDs/STD is nature’s retribution for reckless/ unbridled IT. Hmmm, a good debate topic.
My 2-ct’s worth.
Tim @ 41
1. The not-so-pretty face is the woman behind his success. No need to feel sorry for him.
2. Agree. “Hero hard to escape Beauty’s charm/trap” – becos a strong attraction to IT is an Achilles heel, and a character flaw, easily exploited, and used to cause a man’s downfall.
3. Beauty coupled with brain is a blessing. But all is not lost for a brainy ugly duckling in a meritocratic society.
4. The English translation says ” The ‘Pretty face, born unlucky’ ‘Ancient heroes such as beauty not allowed to see the bald earth’, Then how to explain it?”
Cannot explain. Don’t understand question. Can TimL please become a horse and tell in English what his question is?
Anyway, glad to have the translation feature. :) TQ, Terence.
cheers,
Haha, Jass-T, if she is prettier, Mas Alamak might have ????? and not escaped and went into hiding. But she’s good and there can be no doubt abt this.
IT, per se, is no Achilles or Ahmad’s heel. It’s the utopia of love, in love which therefore explains why it’s not good to choose any Dick or Holey to freely IT. But to dismiss it as a character flaw is going over the other extreme.
There’s no ugly duckling. While it’s a truism that one can be turned on or turned off at first sight, I do know of folks who over time see more and more beauty in the other person, giving credence to the saying that inner beauty prevails. A meritocratic society has no say here; neither is the person’s mother…..it’s all entirely for the person himself/herself to decide.
Born pretty but unlucky….we are reminded of Marilyn Monroe, ???? ??????Ancient heroes who suffered untimely demise – napolean Bonaparte, Alexander (the not so great), ???????????????????
So what I was getting at is : while men usually choose pretties to IT, and poreties pride themselves for their good looks, like heroes, many had in history suffered sad endings unlike ordinary plain Janes. But that doesnt mean that if one is pretty one shd therefore leave one’s face unwasheed so that she becomes not pretty and expects goodd fate. She might end up having a big pimple sitting in her dimple.
Terence ask me to keep this subject going, so this is an update.
Do I learn anything from this thread?
Yes.
1. From Dan #2. I learn that IT can be good for our complexion. So the next time you guys take a fancy to any SHC girls, just ask “Can I help you with your complexion?”
2. We know that SHC record performance is held by Mr Vincent Khoo at 5 times a day or 2 times at 2 hours duration each time.
3. You know that Terence and I are trying to keep up and need help.
4. We know that there are ladies in SHC who can challenge any men in dirty talk.
5. We also know that if you have an ITCH, the solution is MOPIKO.
So far, except for Jassmine, almost all the views seem to support IT as good for us. I am sure there are many out there who do not do IT and have no interest in IT for whatever reason. Some may have already gone to their place of worship to pray for forgiveness for what has been written here so far.
It will be good to hear more views on why IT is bad for us. We should be mature and confident enough with ourselves to state our views without the need to belittle or ridicule others.
What goes on here is a “blessing in disguise” and Terence is scratching his head. If you cannot beat them, join them – a feather in the cap for TS.
Seriously, nothing is good or bad per se. Do what works for us but do so with wisdom; to each his own, even for Rip Van Winkle.
Ouch! What’s that faint feeling I’ve just felt…is it my 7-year itch crawling in? Better go now and search for my mopiko…lol
I just read in BBC news site about a case in Liverpool, England in 2005.
A women was sentence to 2 and half years jail for riping off the left testicle of her former boyfriend. He had rejected her advance and she flow into a rage. She then tried to swollow what she got in her hand but have to spit it out when she choked. A friend picked the testicle up and gave it to it’s owner, but the doctors could not stitch it back.
She should be free and roaming the streets now.
So it seems that IT can be dangerous if you don’t pick the right girl. Better stay with the one at home who needs you alive.
The only good news is that the victim have still got one more testicle and a functioning you-know-what.
Hi Sam HHH @ 37,
…..guess wat am i doing ???
up happy ..below suffer , struggling & pain… ,
up satisfy & pull out..below blood bleed..
Could it be Sam XXX having IT with a young virgin.
Ha! ha! :) Correct ?
Hi
Usually, all I write is “Payment received on what date, from who and how much”. (I understand from reliable sources that AndrewY has squealed on me to the anti-Ah Long watchdog.)
But I read this interesting “The 40-year itch” article in The Sunday Times this morning. (Looks like we can count beyond seven now. Never doubt our numeracy.)
It was written that a cultural anthropologist (cannot mention name, not SHC member) thought every woman needed three husbands : one for youthful IT, one for security while raising children and one for joyful companionship in old age.
Interesting. Wonder why the article did not mention how many wives a man needs.
Joy
Good Morning Joy……….
Me too read the article this morning. “The third age…..People change and forget to tell each other”
cheers
Joy#50
Good to know you are not just the boring money collector.
Your anthropologist quote is very interesting. It is difficult for one husband to fulfil the job of 3 and for over 40 year period. So being a husband can also be hard if he wants to keep the same wife.
3. To be a joyfull companion in old age is relatively easy…just don’t die young. When we guys gets real old we don’t mind following what the wife says. In fact we can’t hear what the wife says and will be quite happy to just follow or be lead.
2. Security for raising children may not be applicable these days because women are getting better paid jobs nowadays. So the guys only have to earn a little.
1. But to provide youthfull IT….that is a big problem.
Like many things in life, we change(see Freda Lim #51). One of the reason for the need to change is boredom. So in order to remain youthfull in IT we need constant change. First you start with positions, than you do it in different places, eventually both run out of ideas and want a change of partners. So if we can find a solution to keep IT ‘youthful’we may save a few marriages.
When I was younger, when I just got married, I told myself I shall stick to one woman. At that time, I believe I could; I had one woman.
Then, I got older. I told myself the same thing; and I stayed with one woman. But little did I realise I had another woman. When I realised that I had two women in my life, it was too late. The IT was great. But,then I realised I couldnt cope with two women at the same time. The rest of the story is just part two of the movie.
I am not sure providing youthful IT is the answer. But I guess our creator has made us very human. We need IT, at 25, at 45 and at 65. That’s why the parmaceutical companies has created viagra, the blue pill and the yellow pill. Just think how long ago was the first Karma Sutra book published. So, Tian Soo, you are very right; we need IT regularly.
Joy, I wont venture into one woman three husbands. I think for a woman, one man companion is enough. And, for men, two women at the same time, means just more headache.
Terence Seah
Hi Joy#50 quote”Interesting. Wonder why the article did not mention how many wives a man needs”.
I do solemly declare by statute that men needs half a wife & 365 women a year. And for the more bored ones, another 365 for the next year. Kekeke. just joking only lah.
So the recent joke by Sam Huat about ” whatever ”titi” also want lah” is actually a true reflection of men’s inner desires at his wildest unrestrained fantastical moments. Hahaha.
I sense this article was written in an unconscious ”empire strikes back” kind of mood. The 3 husbands tht a women needs never really did happened, while the unmentoned part of the men alluded to by Joy happened all the time & at high frequentcy. Kekeke
Oh no, Tian Soo, don’t have a sex change………how am I going to share my know-how?
Geraldine #55
You are a very crual woman!!!
Because of what your write, I need a few cold showers to remain calm. Now I have to double dose on my heart medication as well.
My only consolation is that I can still feel IT. Hurray !
Hahahahaa, TS, this old crual cow really gets you going, huh? Great!
You’ll be in good hands. Guess you’ll have to triple dose that heart pill during show-and-tell. Kekekekeee.